BGT, ITV1. 8pm

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Let the shenanigans continue, and lets hope this week is better than last week! I believe we see Alesha's golden buzzer act tonight.

just put the Big Bang Theory on, I want to watch a film but don't know what! any ideas, quite fancy a good chick flick/rom com, but I've seen most of them

Doctor who for me right now then the last leg!

nancy oh I know, I don't find that entertaining at all, and it sucks I don't have Netflix or anything like that just flipping freeview atm

Not good on chic flics/rom coms, dd & dp make me watch Star Wars & similar films on constant loop!

I hardly use Netflix, it takes 10 minutes to work out how to turn it on, half an hour flicking through 7 million crap looking films, after that I can't be bothered!

The boy singer - was he really singing about his ex gf who dumped him while his current gf sat in the audience? I expected him to say at the end "and after she dumped me then I sang her that song and she took me back and we're still happy a year later."

Didn't Simon say something about her taking him back? It will have been slightly awkward backstage if he was singing about a different girl

IAmno he wrote it for her when she dumped him but they got back together, I think your username, is it in reference to that X factor audition by any chance?
nancy I've never had Netfilx, I would be happy for a film that coud make me laugh, i'm not in the mood for anything serious

I have just found a show on MTV where people chose a tattoo for someone else, the person then has the tattoo without seeing it. It is presented by Gshore Charlotte & that Bear twat. They have done well to find so many people who don't have 1 brain cell between them

nancy oh yeah I saw that advertised, I cannot stand those 2 though, especially that Stephen bear, I hate the way he talks, his voice annoys me I am convinced they must pay the people who go on there, well that or people are just a whole lot thicker and brainless these days

A woman from the Valleys just had a bum tattooed on her neck, it was her boyfriends idea

One from Geordie shore got her boyfriends face put on her neck...chose by the boyfriend

These people are past stupidity, they need a new word for them! Do t they realise a tattoo doesn't just wash off?

nancy they have probably been watching too many episodes of tattoo fixers, they will try and go on there to get a cover up

I'm just watching on catch up. That Chinese woman looked like she had a cock, didn't anyone else see it??

Davros no but I will have to watch it now just to see, maybe it was her pubic bone?! she was very skinny so I can imagine it protrudes

God it's shit this year. Only good one was the little girl magician.

And WHY when they get a yes from David, Aleesha and Amanda do they go all in suspense to see if Simon says yes? You have 3 yeses you fuckwit, it doesn't matter what Simon votes, you're through!

I just rewound it to see if the Chinese girl has a cock, she's so does (albeit a tiny one)

It wouldn't satisfy me but it is there isn't it?!