Eastenders - can anyone explain what is going on?

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Dawn under the impression that rob is leaving May to run off with him, even though dawn thinks that may thinks she going to give them the baby when it's born. But May is really the evil mastermind behind it all and is telling rob the string her along. I think. it's a load of cack would be the appropriate synopsis....

Is May gonna keep the baby and boot Rob out in the end?
Y'know after May had her 'mental episode' sobbing and what t'other night,did anyone see her face when Rob started kissing her neck and stuff? Looked like she didn't really want him. hmm.
There's gonna be a twist...No???

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it's bonkers at the moment isn't it?

Which is why I am loving it even more than usual

It is getting stupid but i can't not watch!! Watched it since the 80's, with sharon's dodgy hair and all. Ha.

Think the idea is that May will do anything to get the baby, even though the idea of rob with dawn is disgusting her. I can't believe I'm discussing this as though they're real people..!

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I'm just waiting for the stella-staring-weirdly-at-ben-after-coming-back-from-london-dungeon storyline to start playing out

it'll be a corker

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Ooh yeah. not much happened bout them yet has it?

yeah - she took ben to the london dungeon and allowed him to get lost so she could hear his agonized cries

then she did his maths homework for him and didn't tell phil

all v odd

She really is odd.

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Yes, and this planted the seed of evil in her mind

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Apparently Stella is going to burn Ben and begin a campaign of terror against the poor kid.

she starts bullying Ben & Abi but because they already told lies about Stella, nobody believes them.

ok what beach are they on is it dungeness

Never thought I'd see the day when two characters in enders would be discussing Derek Jarman

WTF writ large!

The script writers are on acid!

God this is bloody weird