Celebs Go Dating series 2

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I can't be the only one watching this, surely? Obviously, none of the celebs (with the possible exception of sweet, shy Perri) have any interest in falling in love with a muggle but it's so funny watching the awkward dates and people's attempts to stand out. The narration is absolutely hilarious.

Bear is a truly obnoxious, horrid person. He thinks women are playthings and doesn't give a damn about anyone but himself. But the show makes it pretty clear that the narrator and "dating experts" dislike him and how he treats women, which is good. His behaviour was validated on CBB, glad to see it's not being validated on this show.

Secretary Tom is a sweetheart. And eloquent. And am I the only viewer to find Eden's "A real man would NEVER treat a woman like that!" rather hot?

Kenny it was "big legs" but yes line of the series!

Oh how about when Izzy allowed Bear to play bongos on her boobies?! She is my age FFS! Have these women got no respect? They all seem to want more from him, even the girl who he chucked all the drink over said she would go out with him again?! Honestly I would kill my DDs if they allowed a man to treat them like that! You would just tell him to f off wouldn't you?! Funny when his parents came in and you could tell his dad thought it was funny so that must be where he gets it from!

I love this programme it's complete trashy nonsense but I'm addicted to it. Joey Essex is hilarious. He's such a wind-up merchant.

I think that Perri is such a sweetie! So cute!

Bear... ugh vile, vile person!

Am I the only one who doesn't like Jonathan? I think that he can be really rude and nothing is good enough for him.

Joey is lovely, hope he gets what he wants

Tom is my favourite, so lovely and pleasant!

Fearne is nice, no strong feelings about her.

Melody- same as Fearne.

Jorgie- thought her and James would end up together she's a lovely girl though!

Big legs. I am actuall lol (although not actually out loud) at that line. I can't believe I can't even quote celebs go dating properly!!

It's the bestest thing ever!!!!!!! I tell my kids that I love them more than Tom loves joey. J dot e, I mean. It's television gold!!!!!!

Did anyone else actually cry when peri was having therapy? (Is he peri as in peri peri??). He could pick anyone he wants. He's so lovely.

I've just started watching this today on catch up, I'm on Ep3 and having to fast forward the Bear bits, he's revolting, like to the point I'm really offended.
How can any woman touch him?

Rob Beckett is just the best narrator ever. So so funny - Chebbington World of Adventures

And Lee talking about shit - I actually cried laughing hahahha