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Weird CBeebies crushes

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Squark · 14/02/2017 15:01

What the heck is wrong with me?? Too much time spent with a toddler probably...I need to get out more Confused

Any other stuck-at-homes got any weird children's tv crushes? Cause seriously, if it just me then I'm really worried Blush Please don't leave me alone with my naughty Lord Tumble fantasies Confused

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ItShouldHaveBeenJingleJess · 04/03/2017 12:19

stacey I can never now unhear "Sit on your face"! Grin

ADayGivingMeHope · 04/03/2017 12:25

jinglejess me too, gonna have to remember not to sing sit on your face when it's on! 😂

stacey I'd probably be remembering these threads and trying not to smirk and laugh out loud! Hahaha!

FYI bloom fans - Ben Faulks (Mr
Bloom) has been on Hollyoaks for a while too! 😝

StaceyMummyof3 · 04/03/2017 12:29

Hahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 at least it's not sit with a 'h'...I'm laughing so much I'm crying
Just watched part of Mr Bloom (not that part) the wetsuit episode....his here and there theme song is quite suggestive and dirty if your mind is dirty..and don't think route finder would never be the same...lol

BEN if you read this thread. ..sorry just trying to give Mr tumble some competition on mum's talking about cebeebies crushes in a dirty way x

StaceyMummyof3 · 04/03/2017 12:31

Fuk holy oaks hate the shit...lol but they are filming somewhere near me sometime soon and need 'extras'

StaceyMummyof3 · 04/03/2017 12:46

Squat instead of sit?

Squark · 04/03/2017 13:10

My hubby keeps asking what the hell I'm giggling at 😳😂

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Squark · 04/03/2017 13:12

...but I have to say Stacey, i don't reckon there's any possible way to rival the Tumble Smut on that old thread but feel free to try I need a laugh

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Squark · 04/03/2017 13:17

Bizarrely my DH has just asked me if my mum was hoping to run off with JF at some point... apparently she keeps talking about him! Hmm... I'm not sure I like the competition being this close to home 😑

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StaceyMummyof3 · 04/03/2017 13:23

Squark happy to help but yeah don't think we can match the tumble smut: but here goes. .dirty dvd ideas
Andys Animal adventures - the Im
Mr Bloom...Up the Garden path
Justin's WH**E house

StaceyMummyof3 · 04/03/2017 13:25

Ooooh competition no not good

StaceyMummyof3 · 04/03/2017 13:42

Must not be crude...😕😂😆

ItShouldHaveBeenJingleJess · 04/03/2017 13:48

He's on Holly oaks?! Why did no one inform me?! I'm now imagining him singing "Goodnight Sexy, sleep tight Sexy, just enjoy my gentle spoon, I'll xxxx you again soon". Oh dear. Possibly time to find a real life man. (called Ben Faulks)

ItShouldHaveBeenJingleJess · 04/03/2017 13:50

Do you think Mr Bloom could help me with my (lady) garden? It needs a bit of tidying and possibly a bit of seed planting.

ItShouldHaveBeenJingleJess · 04/03/2017 13:51

PS wasn't being crude (innocent face)

StaceyMummyof3 · 04/03/2017 13:54

Have a real life man but
Mr Bloom can check out the bush and trim some hedges in my dreams

StaceyMummyof3 · 04/03/2017 13:56

I thought he was in emmerdale not holy oaks but obviously am wrong lol
His here and there song. ..show me what you like to, do I'll come along and do it too 😉 he does get around...In the song

StaceyMummyof3 · 04/03/2017 13:57

What is it you like to do (that's the correct line lol)

ItShouldHaveBeenJingleJess · 04/03/2017 14:48

I always liked the line "Let me show you what I've got" - go on then, you dirty bugger!

ADayGivingMeHope · 04/03/2017 14:59

My hubby is now at the footy and my dc are being entertained by Andy's wild adventures as we speak..... if only I could be so entertained! 😜
I'm totally not daydreaming about Andy and my kitchen table as I clean!

Ben Faulks - I think he's married with 3 kids.
Did anyone see The CBeebies Christmas panto - The Nutcracker? He looks very different in that. (I saw it live!!)

ItShouldHaveBeenJingleJess · 04/03/2017 15:06

ADayGivingMeHope Well your username is bloody ironic - you have both RUINED my day AND taken away all hope - I refuse to believe he's married with kids! (sulks and then rethinks Mr Tumble - but only the Lord Tumble version)

ADayGivingMeHope · 04/03/2017 15:23

Oh JingleJess sorry!
Yes Lord Tumble is the lesser of about 78 evils 😂 (how many characters does he do now?!)

I do love my username - totally wasn't meant to be about Mr Day when I chose it but love it all the more now! Haha.

I'm starting to wonder hope Imi22sleeping is actually Andy in disguise and their only comment "It is a shame andys gay but it def makes the days with a toddler go by!" Was a ploy to get us to either stop talking about him or talk even more and he's sat here having a good Saturday afternoon laugh and ego boost at all our comments. 😜 haha!

StaceyMummyof3 · 04/03/2017 16:03

Ben married 3 kids oooh daddy...I am to married with 3 kids lol and we're both born same year 😉

StaceyMummyof3 · 04/03/2017 16:04

Of Andy is reading...Hi there big boy stud muffin....you much stronger and sexier than old tumble😆

ItShouldHaveBeenJingleJess · 04/03/2017 16:40

big boy stud muffin Grin

Squark · 04/03/2017 16:44

...I will have no more Tumble slagging or I will have start posting illusion shattering photos like this

Weird CBeebies crushes
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