Celeb Big Brother Thread 7 - Nasty Nick has nothing on Nasty Nicole

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Thank goodness we have lovely Jedward to bring us some sunshine!

Evening. Kim made me really smile when she was in the diary room.

Oh god my cat stinks of shit.

Kim's wink

Meh tbf officers I work with are so fit, where did they find this out of work actor from?

Ooh that's harsh.

Pooey bum, SOle?

Haha "real hair"

Yeah Anne. Gross.

Police Officers are shaggers mostly. Few in my family

Oh they should have come here for a quote about gnome 😆

Poor Jamie I almost feel sorry for him. His first reality show and he's getting played.

Don't think Lynx was on the product placement list to get our quotes in

Yeah, poor condemnless, woman belittling, sex dream Jamie. He'll prob be caught dogging in by May.

• condomless!

Calum doesn't take criticism well.

😆Blue

TBF . . . .id have been happy if they had just said
"Jamie . . . .he's a fucking gnome"

Do you think J&E always talk to each other 'on brand'.

Love the Feltz

😆unlucky

Vanessa fact: her first snog was Pete Tong

Ha ha, bye bye, you big twat.

Ha! Was hoping it'd be Nicola. But that's ok.

Oh well, at least he can go back to the pond at the Garden Centre now.

Really Blue???

Not even a chance to pack his toadstool

Yeah Anne learned that on the wireless