Celeb Big Brother Thread 5 - Real PWBs use a slanket

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

I don't get the obsession with parading round in underwear and trowelled-on make up this year. I would be in a onesie with my hair in a scrunchie for the duration.

Oh John be a sport@

Checkin' in for tomoz.

John looks lush x 💜💜💜

Yes I was wondering if he's suffering with Parkinson's.

He's 77.

I don't think Jedward are defensive. I think they are assertive. They obviously take a lot of shit IRL and they respond to it firmly without getting in a row or getting overly riled up. Bully crew don't like that. And anyway, being defensive to cunts is acceptable IMO.

That's just what I meant @Haggisfish
He looked loads better didn't he, but I'd have given him something like a bright turquoise handkie in his top jacket pocket

I like jedward. Agree re handkerchief!

I also want to marry Rylan...

Nicola did say domething before Kim went off. Can't remember exactly what it was but seemed sly and snidey and she knew it as she didn't seem to really be able to stand her ground. Don't think she was expecting to be pulled up for it. Haven't been watching at all but was channel surfing and just caught the spat.

She asked kim if shed told Spiedi she hated them , thought they were vile etc

Ha yes, thought she could safely mouth off and snidely stir with no comeback from the old lady

I don't know how pp cope with all
The hate in that house. I'd be in tears if pp spoke to me with as much venom as they do in there...

Checking in - enjoyed tonight's episode & loved that JJ was evicted. I think Kim is right, but she's coming across as if she's attacking without provocation. I think she is being provoked & we're not really seeing it / she's reacting to looks & snide comments. I love that she has Nicola's number!

I like Jedward - I think they're being assertive & not taking crap from the others & the all stars don't like it as they know that Jedward has a strong chance of winning.

I also like Speidi

I'm off for the night. Sweet Dreams Darlings.

Am I first?

Anne loving the intro

Checking in. I didn't hate JJ as much as I did last time.

Thank God James Jordan is out and taking his "banter" with him.

Kim is nothing like she was in The Jungle, either she's on a mission or she's not well

But I can understand how Nicola is winding her up, she smiled all the way through that like she was absolutely loving watching Kim getting more and more irate. She is such a nasty person.

Is no one Bbotsing?

Yes scoop but half heartedly due to joe flaming swash being on there

Anybody who has to repeatedly say that what they're saying is 'banter' is just a cunt. If something is genuinely funny banter people know because it is just funny. If you have to keep reminding people it's 'banter' that's because it's nasty and not funny and you're a wanker.

Sin I loved Kim in the Jungle, her and George Hamilton in that caravan. She was hilarious. I'm a bit shocked by her tbh.

Stila.... I know what you mean

Go home Jasmine you're drunk!

Night Enrique. Night all 😴😴😴