Celeb Big Brother Thread 5 - Real PWBs use a slanket

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

I don't get the obsession with parading round in underwear and trowelled-on make up this year. I would be in a onesie with my hair in a scrunchie for the duration.

Heidi's odd. So controlled.

Spencer has sprung an eyeleak

Speidi a tad OTT

Why are Speidi weeping? Ridiculous.

How strange of Speidi not to comfort each other

What is she blaring about? Spencer Wife?

OMFG Chloe and John! Genders reversed a man would be thrown out straight away for that. Never mind a warning.

I think they really liked James j.

Oh get over it ffs

I'm going right off Calum, his flirting is so calculated and creepy

That hug was nice from James c. I expected it to come from Heidi though.

I adore James C

They really liked James they batted off each other yes Heidi is odd. Jamie looks sleazier by the day. Aww spencer got a cosmo hug

Previously there was a male housemate who pulled down a female housemates top and he was thrown out. Chloe got away too easily.

Agree MrsJ cannot abide him.

Is Spencer lying??

Hello PWBs. I've had three grapes cut in half, atop a big bowl of rocket dressed with lemon juice. It was lovely.

JOKING

I'm watching No Offence.

Calum is creepy as hell.

Indeed Jamie is sleaze personified.

En you are a traitor. I miss you.

But I still love you.

En I was wondering what was on your platter this eve

urgh toilet snogging was soo noisy

Enrique

Class. A bog snog.

'Bog snog'