Celeb Big Brother Thread 3 - Quick! Someone put some bromide in Coleen's tea - she's on heat!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

I cannot face another twerking incident. There isn't enough brain bleach in the world.

RumourS have niw changed.

Three new housemates. All female

Angie is embarrassing herself

I have an airgun,Sole

Thank you Ruby

Sole I hope they have likeable personalities. Jasmine will hate it.

Not watched tonight's, hope to catch up tomorrow.

3 new housemates?
1🐻 In drag? Let it go, Middle, I know.

BOTS

Anne Diamond
Gemma Collins ex boyfriend
And a blonde Woman

Blonde woman is Spencer's sister Sole

Ooh thank you Ruby.

Frank?

Been out at a mtg so missed tonight. Is there a fine?

Did anyone hear Nasty Nick on the radio today? From the original show in 2000 (how can it be that long ago?!). Anyway, he was trying to make out that there were two groups cheating, the boys and the girls, but they only showed the boys, er...him

Thought one was Nicola McLeans husband

Is nick bateman still going on about that. Caught up Nicola McClean is bugging me obviously trying to humiliate her husband for cheating . Jasmine and callum so obviously see each other naked outside the house all that flirty flirty nonsense. Im still really bored with it all

I was looking forward to Speidi messing with everyone but even they don't seem these housemates worthy of their effort, they're just letting them all hang themselves.
Angie - just shut up with the body shaming
Jasmine - desperate for someone to get off with her so she can get some TV time
Stacey - has a big chip on her shoulder for no reason, not at all as amusing as she thinks
Austin - he has issues and that makes me sad for him
Jamie - creepy as fuck
Nicola - a bully
Bianca - doesn't even register anything, looks like an Asda Basic version of Katie Price
The older man - no idea what he's doing in there
James Jordan - he's a windup merchant and plays them all like a puppeteer, but I have soft spot for him since strictly
Callum - lucky he's pretty coz otherwise he's full
Speidi - great when they're playing the game but not engaging with the show at all at the moment
Jedward - I can imagine that they would be annoying to live with at times, I'd like them to be more real rather than characters. Would help if the show and contestants referred to them individually by their names (John or Edward) rather than one entity. They also need to interact individually with the others. Sometimes their synchronicity is close to being freaky.

*dull not full

Steph Pratt going in? She's been acting like she's playing the house game in the real world the last 6 months or so... Might be interesting or she might just tell Spencer of and they have a domestic

*off

Who is Steph Pratt

I have just googled her. I didn't I remember her being in cbb?

I didn't watch her year but watch the hills and mic. Her year was with the guy from gogglebox in and I think they had a flirtation. She tends to do that on most shows. I wonder if she will go for Callum or Jamie. She might the latter for votes, makes her look "nice" iyswim

Bianca -, looks like an Asda Basic version of Katie

Apparently Nicola's husband might be going in. They're all friends and I think they might have cooked it up between the three of them before they went in.

I was very tired last night so bowed out as soon as the main show finished. Wish I'd seen Anne Diamond though.

So who is leaving tonight?

Goh, ive been on nights just catching up. Christ, they are a horrible bunch afw f thet? Has someone already been evicted? Wheres ray j? Ive been at work so ive missed chunks of it.

Rayj had a toothabscess didnt go back in after he went to hospital think it was worse than he thought

RayJ and Brandon have both left.
Someone will be evicted today and three new housemates will go in.