THE VOICE - it's back, Sir Tom is back, it's on ITV, it's on at ****8pm****... it can't be any worse than last year, can it?

[Raahh]

So, do we think it will be better or worse now ITV have their mitts on it?

2 new judges- Gavin Rossdale, who I'm not sure I like much, and J-Hud, which will hopefully spare us renditions of her songs from the wannabes.

And of course, Will-i-am. Bill je suis.

I'm glad Tom is back, but I might actually miss Ricky a bit, and his desperate 'be my friend' ways. And even Boy George grew on me a bit by the end of last year.

New twist- the judges who don't turn, don't have to to turn around and make nice with the acts. So, if no judges turn around, I expect, they just have to leave the stage all dejected and sad. which is harsh. But could be fun.

So- I'm not doing dry January, as I've too much alcohol lying around for that, but I managed, 'dry September-ish to November' instead, and I might have some mince pies left.

So- anyone going to join me?

^this is my judgy face. Mr Gwen Stefani is on my list of wankers. Sure he speaks very highly of me.

Im looking at pictures of gavin in the breaks. Hes very pretty

Evening all , just arrived from the other side 'Let it Shine' . I hope this is better .

Grunge found me in '91 and I never looked back

All these bloody adverts

Thats a lot of teeth

Sorry. Rude of me. Thanks raaah for the update!
I have heard of Gavlar cos he disowned Marilyn and stopped contact with Pearl and Daisy for a while.

She's got a nice husky voice , bet she can belt out a toon .

Blimey, her voice was unexpected!

Dont like her

It looks like S'Toms having trouble with his false teeth

Ooh like her voice. But will anyone turn...? Yay!

Yeah she's a bit all over the place.
And she's done up too old

Bet she goes forJ Hud

So he is Daisy's dad then? You. Can see where she gets her looks.
Diamond, a lovely name.

Definitely jhud

Why do the judges do that "Waiting for an enema " face?

Her name is Diamond?

She's a star!!

"Jenniferise"?

Is this a verb...?

Gavler has a beautiful speaking voice.

Toms chair turned round - I thought if they didn't want them they didn't turn round.

Wow Jen sure can sing!

I think I agree with Gavin. Otherwise she will end up sounding like everyone else who sounds just the same.

Now, J-Hud has a powerful voice, but I'm not a fan of her style really. It's all too much for me. And she will swallow this little girl whole.

She's so going with JHud

I think it's only if none of them turn then they don't turn around.

Just to make the humiliation complete...