X FACTOR- the acts are singing TWICE... a song of their own choice and one that 'Louis Loves'

[Raahh]

And of course, none of us really bought his pathetic attempt to look cool, by saying he 'loved' Bowie and Prince .

Here are the choices-

Matt Terry
Little Mix - Secret Love Song (Louis Loves)
Sia - Alive (Own choice)

Emily Middlemas
Britney Spears - Toxic (Louis Loves)
Rag 'N' Bone Man - Human (Own choice)

Honey G
Can't Touch This + Super Freak - MC Hammer + Rick James (Louis Loves)
Push It + Black Beatles - Salt-N-Pepa + Rae Sremmurd (Own choice)

Saara Aalto
The Winner Takes It All - ABBA (Louis Loves)
Diamonds are Forever + Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend - Shirley Bassey + Marilyn Monroe (Own choice)

5 After Midnight
Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars (Louis Loves)
Sorry + One Dance - Justin Bieber + Drake (Own choice)

I'm expecting Honey Fucking G to shoe horn

'you say Louis , I say walsh' in to her mash-up medley . At least she is finally doing 'Can't touch this'. It was only a matter of time.

Emily is doing something up-beat.
Or probably just the JL version of 'Toxic'.

Tbh, I'd rather see Honey G do Bassey than Elfish. I'm getting as bored by her doing pretty much the same thing ever week, with a different ott stage setting, as I am of Honey G. But Ms G's time has to be up.

Matt will push the falsetto to the max. I would like to see him in a Sia wig, although i think Sia should be on the X factor 'banned' list.
5 Am are going to be dreadful. They really should just dance. The judges will love them. We will be .
2 songs each may tip us over the edge. I'm off the wagon. This week, my mulled wine is alcoholic.

HoneyG is gong home!

What will honey g do for her song off? Will she treat us to more missy Elliot? No point her doing it, they won't send the boy band home

Going home even.

She's pissed off!

Guess Scotland came out to vote then?

Surely HG has to go now since they've all been raving about 5am?

OK, 5am would have to actually spontaneously combust to lose to Honey G in a sing off.

I missed that. Who is in the sing off please?

Bye Hun, unless its a deadlock situation..

nancy- well, they keep saying how much they bloody love 5AM, so they can't send them home and Honey fucking G. Can they?

I say Honey
You say Flee

This is so nail biting.

I wonder who will go?

Will this be when she pulls of her face in the style of a scoots foo villain? "I could have got away with it if it wasn't for that pesky boy band"

Flee

Busted look so.... busted.

Scoots foo is scooby doo's (bloody phone)

Noel

Have you tried Aldi's chocolate covered stollen bites yet? It's like an orgasm in your mouth, only better.

So Honey is a goner then. Well, it was fun whilst it lasted.

There's not much reason to watch without HG

dillite I am sitting on my hands right now to avoid creating a rather inappropriate strapline for Aldi's chocolate stollen

There really isn't nancy.

I'm really hungry now and wanting to go to Aldi and buy very many seasonal treats.

Nancy, no. They want Matt to win i think.

'Talented in a different way?'

Raffles- I think Emily was saved by her second song which showed she need nort be boring.

5AM, nice lads, decent dancers, not great singers.