X FACTOR- and it's DIVAs week- no prizes if you guessed Whitney or Mariah amongst the song choices...It starts at 8pm!

[Raahh]

...but I'm surprised and delighted by the lack of J-Hud.

and 'Ice Ice Baby'? Even Jedward is preferable to Honey fucking G now.
Elfish doing 'Oh So quiet' will get shouty and desperate, and she might even wear a Bjork-ish swan costume. I hope she does.

Here are the choices-

The Boys
Matt Terry
Mariah Carey - I’ll Be There

Ryan Lawrie
Adele - Rolling in The Deep

The Girls
Emily Middlemas
Whitney Houston - How Will I Know

Sam Lavery
Michael Jackson - Earth Song

Gifty Louise
Sam Smith - Lay Me Down

The Overs
Honey G
Vanilla Ice / Queen - Ice, Ice Baby/Under Pressure

Relley C
Aretha Franklin - Natural Woman

Saara Aalto
Bjork - Oh So Quiet

The Groups
5 After Midnight
Amy Winehouse - Valerie

Four of Diamonds
Lady Marmalade/Bang Bang - May, Pink / Lil' Kim, Jessie J, Arianna Grande.

The same songs are appearing series upon series, with boring regularity now. I HATE 'Earth Song' Poor Made Under Sam.

I wonder if Emily will turn 'how will I know' into a ballad? of all Whitney's big Diva songs, it's not one I'd instantly go for.

I have chocolate fingers and decaf coffee. I have been clearing out dd1's room in readiness for a new bed. It is 'a job I wish I had never started'.

See y'all later!

see ya elvish

and her roots are showing.

And i loathe her even more now than I did before.

And that shouting was exactly what i expected to happen .

She reminds me of Katie Weasel

No one can do bjork like bjork so its a waste of time even trying.

Why do they keep calling her Zara?

I love you, Nicole.

Nicole, she is funny!
She hates Saara.

I love bjork, which is why I hated that

I love Nicole. she just says what we are thinking

Exactly. Bjork is bizarre. No one can copy her

I love Nicole. she just says what we are thinking

Maxi pads

Deary me.

Nicole thinking of dancing maxi pads

red thank you! I was trying to find the word that summed it up best.

The judges are all on glue.

Very cabaret

Did you know I love Nicole

'You served it up this week' laced with hallucinogens.

I love Nicole

she would be good in those jazz hands musicals that make me feel uncomfortable to watch

Definately Noisy

She is going to go this week. Bad song choice...

She looks like the bit in Chitty Chitty Bang bang where Truly pretends to be a wind up doll.

Lose the key.

I honestly think the public will hate that performance

Snap noisy I was playing a game on my phone, looked up at the telly and whoa there.

Ooh isn't Sam tall?

Byeeeee peeps... see you tomoz x

Thank fuck for that, what a load of shite