Celeb Big Brother Thread 8 - Not sure how much more we can Bear

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

See what I did there?

Not my best work.

Ugh, Denise Welsh. Hasn't she got a photo shoot featuring her in a floral tummy control bikini and metallic wedges to be doing?!

I have read Denise Welch's partner/ boyfriend's biography. He was a club promoter and massive drink/drug user when he was younger and openly admits to being a gerontolphile. It's not a pleasant read

Is it safe to Google 'gerontolphile' ?

Lincoln Townley

Euw. Ok. Weird.

Probably not Scarlet. It's someone who likes to have sex with elderly people

I do like Emma's hair tonight.

Oh here is Exciting Emma

Kate? He got her name wrong so fucking what ffs are you the Queen? ?

I googled it in incognito mode.

Dark you crack me up

I am still watching the diving. The bodies are incredible.

Oooh the big spider invasion has started! 😱

Did you see my slob mountain Anne?

That British diving guy can show me his diving skills anyday

Finally here

Welcome home Shelly! When are you going back to visit your Dad?

Yes Sole - well done! I am just waiting for you to finish it off with a nice blanket. Are you going for green in an homage to the Sound of Music, or maybe a nice grey so you can pretend you are Elsa and hum "Let It Go" while handing out tea and biscuits?

Half term October

Sole ,tell the SW to do one.
I have been cleaning since I got in.House turns into a shit hole when I am not around.

Settle in Shelly

Am feeling a bit queasy after what I just read and it wasn't your mountain Sole Am sure you'll be fine in the morning.

I just read this on Twitter and it made me beam. Note, beam not boom

Oh and pup has been sleeping on my bed!

Oh no oooooh

Pmsl Anne!! I'm going to have to o tidy it away. No bed tonight!! My woodwork and walls need wiping down. I know SW will judge me anyway. cunt

Freak

Enrique ☺
Is it too late to vacuum?