Celeb Big Bro Thread 5 - Pants on fire

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

BB must think we're completely gullible.

We can't use bleach for the ears. Someone pass the cotton-bud after that fake sound.

They were so funny !! Glad I had you all to share them with . proper porno - it's been many years but I remember

I'll give it a go if I don't have to attempt the accent. Suspect it may result in which would be a bit of a passion killer

Sleazebox is on BOTS.

I didn't know of Lewis before this Fedup By the way we're not witty, we just get on a roll

Stuff that's not good. Deploy PWB ear plugs.

This Mascara Boys programme is odd. I keep hearing that they want to be Kendles.

£300,000 of cosmetic surgery. He has a face like melted wax solidified and talks down his nose. Oh dear Roderigo.

Bear
Lewis
Saira
Heavy D

Who do you want to leave the BB house?

Bear for me

That was gross

Oh i watched Bbots last night who was the comedian he was really funny

I'm sick of Bear

Bear has violated both my eyes and ears this evening. Ewwww.

Can I wish for him to suffer spontaneous human combustion? BB are clearly not going to kick him out and I'm not banking on him getting voted out tomorrow.

I'm a secret Geordie Shore fan. I liked Marnie pre CBB. But I'm starting to think a lot of her is put on. This whole 'he treats me so well' thing, she said that about Aaron (who's her on/ off romance in GS) and about Ricky (ex TOWIE, who she was engaged to...). I don't know if her expectations are so low that anything impresses her, or if she's so in love with the idea of love that she feels she has to over celebrate all these insignificant events.

Any one feels like this

More like this

That was funny - there is unfortunately no emoji for 'fake porno sex panting 😢'

Just nipped in to say that "naughty teddy bear" made me vom in my mouth
That is all

Anyone botsing?

Anyone Botsing?

This has probably already been said but I'm not up to speed with you chaps. Is underboob a thing now? What's the consensus on Biggins has there been any more info on what was actually said?

Snap Anne

Oh hello Shelly!

For a little while.

Yay! Impressions man is back!

Yay ,funny man back...

Ooo impressions man is here

I'm BOTSING

Rescue team well done. Shelly is now back

Haha Anne,we keep posting togethet

They didnt rescue me till 10.43pm....