Celeb Big Brother Thread 3 - If you think you're having a bad day, just think of the poor dog

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

This series is providing many gross images.

Remember when we thought Jack's dressing gown was bad? It has nothing on the one Biggins is wearing.

I think we need to order another tanker of brain bleach.

Cracks are beginning to show amongst the younguns

I have just discovered that Bear is his surname.

Is this the first time that the house has had groups of Americans without one being crazy?

Bear

No, Renee is in there.

Summer sale is now on Stila! Oh the relief!!!

I honestly don't get why any of them like Bear, there is not one thing to like about him at all - can anyone enlighten me??

Is marnie the only single female in there ?

Must rush out I'm running low on oak

I actually think it would be best for Saira to go early - for her, psychologically.

To return to the school analogy that conversation with Marnie smacked of that one girl who is just outside the clique, isn't in and never will be desperately trying to ingratiate herself to the Queen Bee.

I feel like I'm getting a very clear picture of who she was at 14 and I think she needs to deal with some ish-yoos that she still has that headspace.

Yuk! Awful conversations!

*THE OAKLAND SUMMER SALE IS ON!!!

HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST!!!* By Christmas time.

I've never been so relieved that my 16 yo dd is innocent, even though it's because of her autism. She's so immune to the current youth culture of social media and selfies and faux celebrity.

Sorry, I know I sound about 90! I just despair a bit when I hear the way the younger ones talk about the opposite sex. This isn't the bloody 70s!

"Call dibs" on a woman!?! What the fuckity fuck!?!!

Unfortunately we think sole has most of the stock

Was that SAM sounding like Dot Cotton? "oooooh I say"

I just took a sharp intake of breath at Heavy D. What a nasty piece of work

Hands up who'd choose euthanasia over 48 hours in the same house as Colin.

Bear is ruthless but he came across funny on Ex On The Beach.

He used to shit stir and sit back and watch it explode.

Doesn't work quite so well on this

I am trying to persuade DH that we need a sideboard. I want to go to Oak Furnitureland!

Colin is extremely immature.

The reality crowd are trying to bring everyone down to their extremely low level.

Oh bless Ricky. Good man.

So Lewis says dance and Heavy D literally gets up and dances?!
Is that what they've all come down to?!
Fuck my life!!