Celeb Big Brother Thread 2 - Touch Me Now! We love Sam!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Thread 2 already - the Pussy Pop is obviously loosening our tongues!

Chesney Hawkes on Bots is the biggest shock of the night!

I'd just Rock up with a tube of Tesco's finest west county crackers....

Job done

Love that I have my very own huge arse which was free!
I've spent my whole life trying to make mine smaller so I can obviously now finally embrace the booty!

Celebrity first dates isn't as interesting as none celeb version.

Far too expensive Sole.Stila could mix lots of cocktails with that £120

! £120 squid, that's flaming outrageous!

Oh me too, scoop. He is sexy. And has access to vast amounts of cheese.

Haha Ledkr. Show us the evidence!

It is BC. Skype free too.

I was thinking the same Ledkr.Maybe me n scoop should forget slimming world and embrace our big bums.....if scoop has one!

He has ordered cheese??? Busman's holiday!

Oh poor cheese man. Do the non celebs get a second chance like in normal First Dates?

Heres mine

Oh poor Mr Cheese

Me and Anne will date you

Oh it is Billy the Vicar!

Aw I'm so lonely, I miss dd, wah wah! I haven't had a sniff of a man for over 10 years. [overshares]

I had two whiffs in eight years. Wish I hadn't bothered. Thorn.

Oh yes! I've had a lifetime of strange slimming world eatings.
Pasta pasta pasta and jacket spuds,
Instead I shall eat what I like and flaunt the goods!

Sole that's ridiculously high - even a decent one should charge 50 - but even that's a lot

Thorn. You have the PWBs.

Thorn how about Mr Cheese?

Sole that's just a tiny chair' pah!

Men out there now my age 40's are either bogged diwn with ex and kids or single commitment phobes

Ledkr

I have to watch First Dates with Mr E. He dislikes Sian Lloyd with a raging passion.

Are we back together now, for a little bit of BoTSING? Although I need to go to bed soon.

Oh look, Colin Heavy D advertising Muller yoghurts.

I bloody love cheese but I want Idris Elba! Am I setting my sights too high?