& not that I wish her ill or anything, but I'd love to 're-visit' once she's had a baby & see how bloody organised she is then...They'll have tacked plywood all over the gaps in the staircase & the baby will be chained to the sofa so it doesn't put mucky marks on all that glass.
Or then again, she'll put her parents & parents-in-law on a rota so that she's never without help...