Swagger Inn thread 134 - the one where the wenches recover from too much FAFness from Musketeers

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Welcome to Thread 134 of rampant Muskeperving over plot appreciation of BBCMusketeers and their FAF actors.

We're in recovery from Episode six Sex still, so help yourselves to a drink from the bar, apart from the pre-poured whiskies. They're for VIPs. Obvs - if you're a VIP, help yourself

Ooh we're already on the next page.

I had to google Kegal8, so god knows what my targeted ads online are going to show me now....

I am not here, btw

Tena pads probably helen, did you get an answer?

An answer to what? Kegal8 is a pelvic toning device - what that it?

elk - did you keep him in your bins again last night?

Now for some quality pretty

You're welcome

Oh FFS that is completely the wrong pic, I'm having a complete tech fail day

I'll try again

Ohhhh A Kegel 8 is some sort of Vagiciser....I should have known, what with it being in Comtess' beside drawer , she'll have had it cranked up to 11 since Saturday

And, Helen your latest snuggery addition is just brilliant. Absolutely hilarious....a certain someone can spot a certain character trait a mile off know what i'm saying' . I love it, and can't wait to see it on that other site

Yes fancy, he was in my bin all night, kept it going from dusk till dawn. Sting would be proud.

I bet she has elk. MrC is probably relieved she's back at work today too

I never had Athos down as the tantric sort?

Oh he's all sorts Fancy - Athos, that is - not MrC. Who might well be as well, but I wouldn't know

Schooooooolll ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnn

laters.

Afternoon wenches.

Went to work, felt a bit crap. Felt more crap as the day went on. Decided to see how I felt after lunch. No better so decided to stuff bonus and come home with the aim of pjs, sofa, The Living and the Dead, and a nap. Literally pulled up in front of the house and got a call from school. DS2 had been sick and could someone collect him. He's right as rain now. He's not allowed back for 48 hours which I completely understand.

Keep the pretty coming

Afternoon wenches!

Very much enjoyed Red's review and Athos and Sylvie's diaries.

Hope you feel better soon LetUs.

Something for the Grimaud fans.

Glad to hear that helen, I would be decidedly cbf if comtess had been pimping out MrC as well as UncleC

oh no letus, hope you're both ok soon. Very kind of you to provide an excuse for posting these

Comtesse...
"Kegel exceriser"?
massive dildo

Oh Letus, that's mince

Have this, he's being responsible for once

See if comtesse will lend you the "exerciser" letus
Seriously though, feel better soon

Evening.
LetUs have some S1 Aramis to help....
Badders

laters....

Evening wenchery

ref all the Kegel 8 nonsense. I cannot BELIEVE you slept with the queen haven't heard of the miracle device!!!!!!!!

I would recommend for anyone who can't bounce on a trampoline without a little tinkle . Good results after short time using. I would say re-sets to original settings. .

Bads cheeky. It's medical equipment!!

Mr C recommends it 😆😆😬.

Uncle C thankfully has now moved into his new house with all his bloody detritus. Handy to have about, but have enough mess and chaos already thank you very much

You know my "reluctant" reader?...
He is on page 400 of GofT

Thank god there are 6 more to go 7 if GRRM gets his finger out!

Evening

Excellent Badders - it's great when you finaly find something they want to read!

So Fancy tear yourself away from googling sex toys medical appliances and apply yourself to the far more important ongoing issue of Santi's chest hair.
Because this.
Apologies for the quality my hands were shaking