Swagger Inn thread 134 - the one where the wenches recover from too much FAFness from Musketeers

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Welcome to Thread 134 of rampant Muskeperving over plot appreciation of BBCMusketeers and their FAF actors.

We're in recovery from Episode six Sex still, so help yourselves to a drink from the bar, apart from the pre-poured whiskies. They're for VIPs. Obvs - if you're a VIP, help yourself

Mine isn't
In fact it looks like I stepped on a land mine
Athos doesn't seem to mind though
I have that Sunday evening feeling wenches - thank god I break up on Friday

Every page

I would never cast such an aspersion elk. I was actually insulting Athos's appearance if you really want me to spell it out

A picture spells a thousand words.

madame

Spoilery pics of Athos tied up?? He gets tied up AGAIN??!! Oh my!! ♥️♥️

Madame

Ariadne no I meant spoilery pictures in general. No idea what happens next week - not even read the BBC summary bit.

Evening all!

Lol at pantiegate.

Athos in ropes you say?

Evening all!

Lol at pantiegate.

Athos in ropes you say?

What, like this LetUs?

Brilliant Apricot!

Yes, just like that Apes and Helen

I think they could have been more explicit with the ropes though do t you think? Maybe a long slow pan down from the wrists....? Who's it going to be, who's it....oooooh!

#missedatrick

I think there may have been more of that if they hadn't been told to make the show pre-watershed. Simon said they had to remove some sexual content.

don't say that apricot

Dvd extra??

Awww ronaldos coming off injured and is crying! I actually feel sorry for him.

Sorry for the record scratch there guys.

Me too madame, must be going soft

For that I will monopolise Aramis on Thursday night

badders yes that's exactly what we want in the DVD extras

DVD extras - need list

Dear Simons/Jessica

in bold so you see it; these are not optional but REQUIRED

fun outtakes
any nudey bits
all the cut sexual content
faf bits of Tom
yoga bits
santi with no shirt

We will hulk-out in a horrible way if our demands are not met. No 'this is how we built the astrolabe' thanks. Or if we have to have that, make sure it's nestled within a huge repertoire of decent extra bits

Do not let us down

Diolch yn fawr

And yes, that means I am up to date on TdF comtess (well need to watch todays highlights). Excellent day for Froome - assuming he doesn't get in trouble for the punch

Lovely gif Apes. Mesmerising.

I like your list of DVD content requirements comtess

^^ Ooooooooooooohhh Apricot! we need a comedy double-tke GIF of Athos eyeing up Sylvie in the when he's on escort duty... 2 minutes into Ep3 pretty please

Comtess I think I get the jist of your demands - so 'this is how we built the astrolabe' is fine as long as it's presented by partially clad HBFs - yes?

Who did Froome punch? (expect DH will tell me all about it...)