Swagger Inn thread 134 - the one where the wenches recover from too much FAFness from Musketeers

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Welcome to Thread 134 of rampant Muskeperving over plot appreciation of BBCMusketeers and their FAF actors.

We're in recovery from Episode six Sex still, so help yourselves to a drink from the bar, apart from the pre-poured whiskies. They're for VIPs. Obvs - if you're a VIP, help yourself

OMG LetUs - DH just dropped into conversation that someone he works with knows Paella Nutella! Though you've had actual shag eye contact with him, so you're still closest to being married to him
Utter at he can go as far up in my estimation as he wants you are truly the epitome of modesty and decorum

Ooh, Fancy, if you get defeated by the sun, since you're pretty close to my part of the world, give me a shout if you want to meet for refreshment Not working on a Saturday, what is the world coming to?

LetUs DH says he can send you a picture of the person who knows PN if that helps? From the description of him, I would stongly suggest you DON'T want a picture of him

I think we shold stick with this sort of picture

Jolly kind of your DH Helen, but I'll take your advice and say no

Squeeeeeeee at Red's response! I love her

Um....er...anyone else think last nights ep was....erm...a bIt shit?
Loved dog being all masterful - "fire!"
Kingy very good again
But...yeah.
Bit odd I thought.
Athos does good groaning though :)

Yeah I know he does Bads

Hmmm....
Yeah you see when he is with me it's more gasps of pleasure and pathetic sobs of thanks 😀😘

Bads

In other gross news I am otb and feeling nauseous and losing clots the size of 50p pieces
So that's fun
There is lemon sorbet in the freezer - I may eat some and cry 😵

Poor Bads I'm blobbing too. Those cloth thingies are just yuk

Have been shopping with DH and both DC to Sports Direct. I have some sort of reaction to Sports Direct. My blood pressure goes whumph, but both DC needed trainers and pool shoes so it had to be done.

And now I am watching a dancing penguin voiced by Hugh Jackman singing Kiss by Prince.

I am also drinking black vodka.

Sounds like a fever dream letus
Ds1 has now nearly finished book 1 of game of thrones
So that's really biting me on the ass
Still feel like crap
Hope I actually get some sleep tonight

I tried that tactic on DS1 Badderz - read the book of something he wants to watch. Claims there's nothing he wants to watch. Damn. But bloody well done to your DS1!

Arf at fever dream or the end of Happy Feet as it's also known.

As fever dreams go, dancing penguins voiced by Hugh Jackman are pretty surreal, but I'd prefer Athos' - at least he had Grimaud in his, providing some much needed being all HBFery.

We are back from beer festival via a running waterfight with family. Am a bit hot and sticky, though weather seems to have cooled considerably now. phew.

Hopefully back for 8:30 live watch, but unlikely to post since can't concentrate and type terribly well. Actually, I just can't type terribly well...

Oh fuck it's SEXMAS day!
That's how ill I feel...I totally forgot!!

Bads

😱😱😱 we need an iv line of Jizzy Athos stat!

Hello wenches, I shall be watching but not posting, as per usual.

and for Badders and WW. My sympathies. That's one good thing about getting old, you don't have to cope with blobbing.

Thanks wenches

And yes that's really positive! When you read about menopause it seams like women feel a loss when the blob stops, tjat they don't feel like women anymore because they're no longer fertile. Personally I will be dancing on the tables when the blob stops permanently!

Oh, I couldn't wait, although I had it much longer than I should have because I was on HRT for years.

Evening all. Ready with Prosecco and Eton Mess. Can't believe there's only three episodes left!!

letus, I am in awe of your double entendre consistency.

Back from athletics & have eaten, so just need a bath as I am horribly sticky & feel dirty (niagw). DD & I had a bit of a flying visit to teh stadium & back cinn, but thank you for the offer - I'll try & remember next time we go!

Mo was awesome as ever, as were Hannah Cockcroft & Richard Whitehead. Had a fab view of the women's pole vault too, so am very happy.

Right, bathtime - you can probably smell me over the interwebs See you at 8.30

Won't be watching live.

I can't wait to be post-blob either.

Eton mess sounds delicious