Swagger Inn thread 134 - the one where the wenches recover from too much FAFness from Musketeers

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Welcome to Thread 134 of rampant Muskeperving over plot appreciation of BBCMusketeers and their FAF actors.

We're in recovery from Episode six Sex still, so help yourselves to a drink from the bar, apart from the pre-poured whiskies. They're for VIPs. Obvs - if you're a VIP, help yourself

DID SHE JUST SAY "PLEASE ARAMIS ONE MORE TIME"????!?!?!?!?!??!??!!

FARKINELL!!!!!!

I am going to a job interview now. I may only be able to wibble at them after that.

Good luck Madame - may the wench be with you

Hope it's going well madame are you going commando?

LetUs - remember the days when the BBC used to promote TM?

Or as Red put it...
"Now, I’m looking forward to The Musketeers (don’t disappoint me, lads), and Call The Midwife is a decent enough show, but doesn’t this image make you wish the casts could be reversed? All the women poised to kick ass in leather with swords, and all the men in cardigans, helping babies to be born in dramatic circumstances and getting in touch with their feelings?

Oh BBC, I do love you, but you could be trying SO much harder, you know."

Best of wenchy luck Madame

Ooh, they are a tease aren't they . However, what queenie was asking for was one more rendition of The Musketeers theme tune played on his armpit....as the Queen does not beg for sex, oh no she does not. She commands it.
unless it's with Athos of course, in which case he's been so aloof, remote and totally goddamn sexy for two and a half series that she's absolutely gagging for it, and who can blame her...or so my head canon goes

pfftttt elk, she's had Aramis, why would she want Athos?

Good luck Madame

It seems appropriate to have Aramis's pic below that of flirty Trixie

I totally concur fancy

Lol at armpit rendition of theme tune though.

It went basically ok! Managed not to think about musketeers. Find out on tues.

Good luck for Tuesday Madame. I thought the same as Fancy.

It went basically ok! Managed not to think about musketeers Is that the Tav yardstick of an interview going 'basically ok'?

TM has ruined us - when I had an interview a couple of weeks ago & they asked me 'Do you have any questions for us' I had to fight hard not to smirk at the first question that sprung to my mind ; 'What's your boffing order?'

'Boffing order'

We are all ruined - goes without saying. I am also knackered and DH will kill me if I don't go to bed soon because apparently I look fit to drop and in no state to be mucking about online.

Hope all wenches are well and not suffering from heatstroke...

I hope my subconscious is paying attention...

Ah helen, you are an inspiration - knackered, but still able to perve at the drop of trousers a hat

Evening all

Madame fingers crossed for good news on the job front.

I am in the middle of some fairly extensive fucking mayhem. More on that later this week.

Fuck it's hot still isn't it?

Morning wenches. Sexmas Eve

Ah those were the days Helen, when it wasn't a confusing surprise to see a TM trailer.

Elk

Pleased it went well Madame. Everything crossed except legs, it is AramisFriday after all for you

Hope everywench is well.

Interesting comtesse, looking forward to your mayhem update later...

In other news, we are going away for the weekend so I am going to have to wait till Sunday / Monday to see aramis impregnating queenie for the second time!!!!! Waaaaaaail!!!!

Morning wenches. A bit cooler here, but still very pleasant.

Hope you're ok Comtess. 'Fucking mayhem' sounds intriguing.

I haven't seen a TM trailer on TV since before episode 1 when I recorded the whole evening's viewing just to catch it.

Well, DH fell out of a tree yesterday. He was up a ladder ruining pruning it and leaned out too far. His one ankle is twice the size of the other, and I feel a visit to A&E coming on. He's not long recovered from the ribs he cracked earlier in the year when he fell off a stack of milk crates he was standing on when replacing a fence. It's a good job he still has the crutches he used when he attempted to vault over a wall at the golf club a while back whilst holding the Christmas turkey he'd won in a competition. The turkey went bouncing over the car park and he spent the holiday on said crutches. Honestly, he's a nightmare, he thinks he's still 30. I could write a book.

Apricot oh dear. I hope you're a more sympathetic/better nurse than I am.

DS woke at 5:15am, called me at 5:40... FML Then - thank you god! He got back to sleep until 7:20 Yay! At which point he woke me up again and I had one of those stupid visual migraine thingies. FML (again) So installed DS onto minecraft, fed the livestock, and went back to bed again. Probably shouldn't be on my laptop, but ho hum hey. Still, I like summer hols if we get lie-ins and late breakfasts...

Madame how will you cope? I'll be away for 30th, but fortunately my hostess is suitably sympathetic to my perving needs wenches rule ok.

I will await Comtess's mayhem news with interest/excitement. Have any more lapms been broken?

Right - breakfast....

Wishing MrApes a speedy recovery

Day two of the holidays - DS2 is well on form.

Following on from Madame's idea

and Apes

Morning wenches

letus. It's never too early in the holidays

for MrApricot - he's a lively one isn't he? Properly PMSL over your description of synchronised vaulting with a Christmas turkey though Hope he recovers soon

Likewise hope your migraine FTFO helen

Sounds intriguing comtess. Or a complete nightmare. Or both possibly

Inspired by letus's suggestion, here's another one for the & Queenie

LOL letus

Omg apes! If his ankle is that big it sounds like he needs to get down to a&e asap! Idiot manshapes thinking they have the physical powers of superman...I bet my dp will be exactly the same he is already exactly the same

Still, the way you described the golf club / turkey / wall incident was hilarious...could just picture the bouncing turkey. So at least you get a laugh out of it...?

helen and rest / take drugs at first sign of head pain. I find holiday lie-ins are a killer for provoking migraines....

Thanks wenches, yes, we do have a laugh about his escapades. He's got the leg elevated whilst watching TV and willing the swelling to go down. He's going on a golfing holiday next week he hopes.

Hope you're ok Helen. Those visual things are horrible.

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