Swagger Inn thread 134 - the one where the wenches recover from too much FAFness from Musketeers

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Welcome to Thread 134 of rampant Muskeperving over plot appreciation of BBCMusketeers and their FAF actors.

We're in recovery from Episode six Sex still, so help yourselves to a drink from the bar, apart from the pre-poured whiskies. They're for VIPs. Obvs - if you're a VIP, help yourself

Roger!!!!!

Well I suppose it is just over the Irish Sea mouse - maybe he has an Irish granny?

Ooh Athos, come to meatball!

Meera Syal the foster mum of Grimaud!

And, that cell really held Athos.

Detective Aramis is persistent

They probably share an Auntie Mary Fancy!

Farking hell - more firelight for Aramis. Soz Athos, can you suffer more quietly? You're disturbing my perving

"I want Sylvie. That bint I've known for about 3 weeks"

for a minute I thought all the slashers would get their wish & Athos would snog Aramis in a drug-induced hallucination!

Shut up Kingy - be nice to Queenie

Ooh Alexandra Dowling and Ryan Gage acting up a storm!

Shitting hell, that is the worst wig on the Dolphin yet .

They are fab this series aren't they mouse?

Oh ffs, not Ms Monotone Aramis.

Aramis has morphed into Sherlock this ep hasn't he?

Why Sylvie??? It should be Milady!

Awww, the not so spineless scouser.

And Dog really suits the command. Way more than the wet behind the ears whelp role.

Aramis must be permanently hard with all these violent women around him

Listen to Trev, Kingy

"your highness, may I offer some advice?"

"No".

and elodie is so going to give birth, imminently.

OMFG did you see Aramis lick his lips?

Or possibly right now.

Porthos the midwife!

Midwife Porthos to the rescue. I so wish I had him rather than the surly madwoman who told me I just wasn't trying hard enough.