big brother...whats wrong with dirk???

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just walked in and saw him in diary room saying hes not talking to cleo anymore and something about her putting her hands on him.....what have i missed!!!

Hes a grumpy old fart and blaming Cleo for everything - okay she aint that funny but shes trying her best to lift the atmosphere.

hasn't it finished yet? god its been going for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages. Dirk was a young man when he went in there.

He's a FREAK.

Didn't you see him in The A Team?

He was a freak then as he is now.

he may be a freak but cleo is discussing/plotting ways to get him 'to crack in a bad way'

From what I've seen, the girls (Cleo, Danielle and Jo) are being really unpleasant to him.

they ar ebeing really unpleasent to him
Cleo said that she did that teasing thing dressed up in that wierd outfit because dirk does it toeveryone else so he should have some of his own medicine

dirk is a bit grumpy but cleo IS being mean

Cleo's an even bigger freak.

She looks like The Joker. She's scary.

Cleo is the freak! She is a pathetic old has-been with no personality of her own so she has to keep (worryingly!) jumping into characters and then referring to them as if they are real people who she has no control of. Not even sure she can be described as 'has-been' tbh, all she ever did was get her tits out on Kenny Everett's show, an that was so long ago most people have either forgotten or ceased to care, if they ever did!

Dirk is a good guy. I like him. He may have been appalled and embarassed by Cleo's cringeable tart act (it was just an excuse on her part to a. show off her [ahem] 'acting skills' and b. gets her hands on Dirk who she would clearly have loved to cop off with on national tv if he had been the slightest bit interested) and yes, he should have made himself respond with at least a bit of good humour before telling her where to get off... but hey, you can forgive the guy for having a bit of a strop.

I have been reading up about Dirk. I'm not sure what he's doing in the house but I think he's great. And those predictable bitches have shown that they really are pathetic even without Jade as a ringleader by quickly trying to make Dirk their underdog and have a go at bullying him too. (Cleo is a bitch too.. she has such a game plan... "[Dirk's) about to crack... we don't even need to push him any further, we can just sit back and watch..." - and that's him out of the way type stuff!

Snap expat!

I love Dirk. He was my first tv crush.
Cleo is just trying to grab some attention back after Jadegate. I liked her till this.

what di she do?????

She dressed up as some hideous tart in a red wig, talked in a cockney accent and launched herself at him.. draped herself all over him on the sofa and had her hands all over him. He told her to get off him and stop.. but she didn't take any notice, even followed him to the bathroom. She used his joking remark that he had made shortly before when he was horsing around with Shilpa (he said his approach to getting a woman is to ignore her) as an excuse to keep up this cringeable act for quite a while. Honestly, it was horrid to watch and was funny for about 0.2 of a second!

Big Brother spoke to him in the diary room y/day (or poss day before, it was shown last night) and aksed him if he wanted them to speak to Cleo about this behaviour as he has already told them he found it unacceptable. He said no. Just to leave it now. This is after she'd been humilated by failing in the "Make BB laugh" task, when again, she has made a huge effort with wig, makeup etc and another of her hideous "characters" completely bombed. The woman is just not funny.

He revelled quietly though, he wasn't smug to her face.

Jermaine was funny wasn't he.. with his "Shake It" song! PML! (He just sat in diary room and shook two marakas with a blank expression on his face.. said it had taken him a "great many years" to write..)

Why did they give Pat Butcher a laugh??!!

Wasn't Shilpa hilarious?? DH and I were POSL.. and he tries so hard not to be interested...

Yes, Jermaine's was really funny!. And Cleo just made me cringe

I must have missed Shilpa's; what did she do?

She pretended to be "her aunt who is obsessed with bananas".. she wore a huge black wig, those glasses that make your eyes look huge and HUMUNGOUS teeth! And spoke in a very heavy accent!

i totally agree that cleo isnt funny and have to admit i wondered where they had dug her up from when she came in the house!!

adn why does she keep going into different characters?and then talks about them as if they are real people!?!im sure the psychiatrists will have a field day with her when she comes out!!

not sure about dirk,sometimes i like him and sometimes he just seems a grumpy old git,but then again i guess everyone has there grumpy days!!

i like shilpa,and i want her or 'h' to win!but i think that because of everything that went on with rent-a-gob jade,i think shilpa will probably win because of that,and the way she never really lost her rag over it all.

MIL thinks he is so far back in the closet that he ca see Narnia

can...............not ca

lol totaleclipse, I've not heard that one before!