Big Brother Thread 7 - Avocado-gate? Not exactly fight night, is it?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

And who hides avocados instead of cider and Magnums???

I'm here but my eyes are going

I'm here.

Tired. Com

Here

Well...rubbish so far

Here, but struggling, why is it on so late??
Im on the cheesy Doritos, no magnums I'm afraid but did have a raspberry ice pop earlier

That's odd, so Andy's boyfriend/fiance left during the night at 3am and then left again at 11am when the other 2 left??

Hang on . . .Didn't Andy's bf leave already ? Yet he was leaving again at 11-34am with the other bfs?

Strange

Enjoying your carrot sticks yet Shelly?

I'm off, goodnight PWB'S.

I had grapes tonight Sole:(

Night Stila

Morning I have decided to take the plunge,
I am Flossy and I am a BB addict.
I have watched since the very first series and I can't stop.
I have recently been feeding my addiction by reading this thread.
I usually watch on +1 but I record it too in case I fall asleep.
Please may I join you? I
I bring no snacks nor wine to the table as I am on Slimming World. I may bring wit occasionally and I can to discuss housemates,
I used to be a teacher and my friend and I used to write the housemates' names on the board and rub them off as they were evicted. Then move them up and down depending on how likely we thought they were to win.
I feel I have the potential to contribute positively to this group and look forward to hearing from you.
Many thanks.

Another brave lurker recruit

Pull up a sandbag Flossy....

Sole will be along later with tour membership credentials.

Good morning and welcome Flossy

You are now a PWB.

Your membership number is /^*&$#😇😂😯😯😯😥😇😇#$#@2489 ((?... .

Please memorise for future random spotchecks

I'm dreading these random spotchecks. I don't know if I predate membership numbers and could just show a picture of Dino Dan as I could also be known as a dinosaur

This series, which I am hating, is now improving by the emergence of all the hitherto lurkers. It's brilliant. Hello and Welcome

So, for any new PWBs who are still slightly confused

1. PWB = Posh Whore Bitch the term coined by a past troll
2. IFPWB = as above prefaced by Intellectually Feeble

We embrace the terms and claim them as our own. Anne is Head IFPWB.

1. Spontaneous posting of the ads in a break dates back from when we decided said breaks were more interesting than the programme. NB also doubles as a kind of geography lesson as to our TV regions
2. Solebizzz had an epic namechange and is now afflicted by permanent Jazz Hands, but functions extremely well as Membership Secretary
3. Someone other than me will explain everything else

What was that about Ed leaving the house twice? I didn't see it but it sounds so odd.

They showed him leave at something like 3am on the main show , yet on bots during the 'news' segment they said the boyfriends all left at whatever time it was they left . . . And he was with them ?
Do we know what his job is ? Postie? Milkman? Popped home to milk his herd of cows ?

Hi Flossy . . . .
Please tell me you aren't the "flossy" that taught me English, drank alcohol out of a tea cup during class and slapped my leg for laughing during lessons ?

Enrique I am Anne's Underboss and Anne is PWB Queen.
Shelly is supreme admin secretary . My underboss.

Membership number spotchecks tonight!!

Scoop is Chief Bouncerette and has her own number one in the world Bouncerette service. Mess with Scoop ya dead meat!

Am back

The fuck is big brother playing at. It's not even half way through the series and They hare having family members and lovers entering the house.

Are they trying to compete with "love island " ? I can't understand why they have done all the family (vomit ) shenanigans.

So glad Georgina left. The woman is draining to watch. I don't like Jackson but it felt looked like one of those controlling relationships where the husbands wants to cheat but is scared of the wife. Not because he would lose her but because she would have a mental break down and commit suicide. Or take a knife to cut off his balls then head for the OW out of low self-esteem.

I don't find the American-Mexican lover hot. He should stay because he is on to for his career rather than love

Some of the things Jackson say makes me wince.

I like Andy and letisha.

I am missing Brantano already.

Welcome Flossy!

Vixx here reporting for shift duties.

Evening pop pickers