Swagger Inn. Thread 133. The one where Athos' trousers get even tighter...well one can hope.

[JaneElk]

Carry on....

But of course it is Wicked

This is nice if you ignore the state of Queenie.

Question - tell me what you think about me... no, hang on....

Question - Is Aramis supposed to have got his facial injury because the bullet grazed his face, or is he supposed to have done it when he hit the ground? These things matter to me.

Evening.

Lovely video on the villains.

There's also one on the Filming Locations from Seasons 1 and 2 although I don't think anyone will be very interested after that review. I may have seen the start of that episode.

Was it good Apes?

Did you say "better picture" Morelike. Allow me.

Oooh yes, lovely, Fluff. Much better without that silly clapperboard in the way.

Look at that chest! A million phwooooooaaaaaars!

It is WW. But do remember we're pre-watershed, so it's not too shocking although I think you'll like it.

Can't wait

How I wish this show was post watershed!

FTW

The bbc only adhere to it had the bloody time anyway!
Grr
Load of washing done and dry and put away in the ironing basket
Dishes done
Both DC fed and showered
Ds2 has done his reading after being banned from the ps4 today and crying
I'm actually looking forward to Saturday now!!

Where else should it go but ironing basket, badders?

Then you can wear it straight from there, which is actually more efficient than getting it out of the drawers.

Evening

Yes Episode Sex was the one mentioned morelike. And what is 'wrong' with Queenie, hmm? She always looks radiant, in any pic.

Ooh that description of episode sex has made my day .
And thank you for all the niceness about TM. I've managed to move all the bloody appointments and we're housesitting for the in laws this weekend so we can get away from all the fucking noise for a few days.

About to watch ep 5 in bed with some whisky once Mr Mouse is done having a bath.

Omg wenches, this Saturday really will be sexmas day!!!!!!!

fancy shit! Do you really think kingy will give him the green light???

I am so gagging to know what happens in that faf shirtless scene.

morelike that is my preferred approach to laundry too

mouse yay about getting away from the noise!

What is this 'ironing' of which you speak, and why do you need a basket for the laundry? Surely a pile of clean clothes on the floor will suffice?

DH's eyes will roll clean out of their sockets this weekend At least i've never bothered pretending we watch it for the plot

In my dreams that totally happens madame. And it's no one shot wonder this time - so much more realistic for it to take a while, like real-life . Of course I'm not sure how realistic that is, what with Aramis being so potent, but that would be a plot issue & we don't question that here.

So basically, in my fantasy storyline Aramis will be confined to Queenie's bedchamber on Kingy's orders until the spare is conceived. There's no point in him putting his clothes back on frankly

Ah Fancy he won't even need to take his clothes off to get her up the duff. Undo the shirt, flash a bit of chestage et voila, conception achieved.

SHUT UP FLUFF it may be true, but would you want to deny us naked Aramis

I'm just talking about the requirement to produce a spare Fancy, not about the kind of hot sweaty dirty sex we one would have with Aramis when impregnation wasn't necessary. You know the sort of thing....

please pass my apologies to helen & her mop

That was your fault Fluff - you can deal with the mess. hot sweaty dirty sex indeed.
Who has Aramis tonight? I think Fancy needs him for mouth to mouth - or maybe a loophole Santi would do the trick.

Red's review is up

Carrots have been spotted!