Swagger Inn. Thread 133. The one where Athos' trousers get even tighter...well one can hope.

[JaneElk]

Carry on....

Laura Haddock?? Total cold fish 😁
The chest hair was a bit sparse there Helen. I draw your attention to exhibit A.

OMG PAULINE IS STALKING HIM.

Biyatch.

Molto contento tambien, merci beaucoup Santi liebchen or something.

Fluff you need to adjust your screen angle or blame the lighting, because I don't see a lack of chest hair in TM. Admittedly, this is Aramis so I'm not paying that much attention - garnish and all that. But having peered at the pictures (in the name of research - #Selfless Wench), I think there's plenty there.

Madame if I needed to understand that then you'll need to translate - my babel fish isn't working just now.

Allow me to translate for you Helen. What Madame was trying to say was: Oh. My. Cunt.
You're welcome.

I came up with that one

It was a bit of a misunderstanding really cause I'm forrin, but now it's a wench classic

Afternoon wenches.

How's the chest search coming (nlt & ylt) along fluff? Need any help?

Well Fancy, I've got some quite good ones, but please feel free to add to this important gratuitous perving scientific study.
Here we have some early (i.e. preBBC) evidence:

Now you see it, now you don't....

Perhaps I should tweet him and ask.....

Well I can see it, because I don't try to analyse out of focus screenshots. I just got straight for the high res #IntelligentWenching

I'm not saying it's not there at all Helen, just that it's a bit sparse. But I'll make allowances for you because you haven't studied anywhere near as many Santi chestage pictures as Fancy and I have. I don't think any other living souls have...
Restraining order? Moi? How very dare you. Other than my welcome tweet this morning I shall not be tweeting him while sober

Good introduction to the study fluff, there does seem to be some variation but more evidence is needed in order to factor in different lighting etc Let me see what I can find

Go to it Fancy

Now you see it......

Still can see it, although not as clearly

There again, but doesn't seem as dark

Darker here....

That seems fairly hot delicious knicker wetting conclusive Fancy.
Always room for more research though.

Well tbh fluff the main conclusion I made was that I just don't have enough Santi chestage pics in my collection. I'm off to search the internet & hope to remain spoiler free....

Have seen this one before I'm sure, but teh one I have saved looks a bit 'false' iyswim? This one looks better.

Does this help at all?