Swagger Inn. Thread 133. The one where Athos' trousers get even tighter...well one can hope.

[JaneElk]

Carry on....

jizpenguin

I didn't even open that other thread the op posted on mouse, i suspected it wouldn't be good for my blood pressure

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am stuck in spreadsheet reconciliation hell.
Send HBFs.
And someone whose brain is working to take over from me.

Off you go lads, Helen's house is that way

#Hopeful
#Deluded

Morning all - hope ww is feeling better and good luck mouse, Im sure youll be fine but may the wench be with you.

You know that "woman speaking welsh in a hijab" story that's been doing the rounds on social media? My irish ex told me an almost identical version, about someone being told to go home who was speaking irish at a bus stop in ireland, years ago. So theyre both probably bollocks I guess. Shame cos they're funny but hey.

Btw is anyone doing this safety pin thing? Seems a bit of a crappy symbol, Id prefer a ribbon or something, but if it catches on...

Morning wenches.

Hope ailing wenches are feeling better.

I thought it might be Madame but you never know I suppose.

Jeez, why is it only Thursday? I'm bored of this week.

Oh badders love the minecraft bedroom, well done!

letus...have you seen Invasion of the Body Snatchers?

It's ds's sports day today so I have a day of wet fun ahead of me. Next week I have my first bit of freelance work since I left my old job... arrrrgh! Have been having migraines so feequently since I stopped working, Im not sure how it's going to go...

Morning wenches

Interesting about that story madame, not surprising really. Hope sports day isn't too soggy & for some relief from the migraines

It's okay. We can stop panicking. DS2 is back to his usual self. Normal service has been resumed as there is a nine year old having a strop because I've asked him about five times to put his shoes on.

Fucking hell letus you're so unreasonable

So, wearing a safety pin - is this happening where you are?

www.google.co.uk/amp/s/m.mic.com/articles/amp/147369/people-in-britain-are-wearing-safety-pins-to-combat-post-brexit-hate-crimes?client=ms-android-orange-gb#

Morning. Hope poorly wenches are recovering.

Happy Birthday to the lovely Tom and also to his 'twin', the brilliant Hayley. She says he was born about an hour before her.

Morning all. Can I say I concur with the feeling of Jeez, why is it only Thursday? I'm bored of this week.

I am soooo over it. Have come in here to escape the stupid nasty politicking of those dickweasels currently fighting/not fighting over the poisoned chalice that is Tory leadership/governance of the country.

Some nice soothing pictures of the boys in leather is what is needed. That, and for it to be 5 o'clock already. Huge sympathy to fellow migraine sufferers....migraines really are a bollocks to deal with.

Happy birthday to Tom today
And the very talented Hayley
And happy birthday to my beloved dad who would have been 70 today - miss you dad X
Lots of wonderful people born on this day it seems

Hey wenches

Happy birthday to all the lovely people born today.

Having a lovely time out. Though I did get the tail end of a drunk bloke being removed from cafe Nero by the police for starting an argument with a Spanish looking student. By Queens Uni of all places.

I'm not sure about the safety pin Madame. I like the idea and the concept but it seems a little too unobtrusive to make an impact or be noticed by the people they want to see it.

Afternoon wenches and birthday wishes to the relevant people.

Haven't noticed anything like that round here madame - but that's not surprising really - the combination of this being a stupifyingly safe seat and so frightfully mc british means not much political campaigning and activism is seen or discussed. Unless it concerns HS2 that is. That gets 'em riled up.

badgers, you've come to the right place

Hmm, that last one isn't very soothing is it? Looks a bit like me last Friday.....

Welcome back ipoke. Youre safe from politics here. as long as Im not around

S'what I thought mouse. Not very visible. And might just look like you're a slightly odd person who forgot you had a safety pin attached to your top.

Could be a handy weapon to stab into a racist's eye though.

Hope you continue to avoid asswipes.

Btw, does connie's "no baby" resolution mean she and dog have resorted to bumsex, does anyone think?

apes I just watched The Living and the Dead on your recommendation and it's BRILLIANT. Sooooo spooky and OOOOHHH all-growed-up merlin.

bads to your dad and also happy birthday tomster.

Trust you to think of that Madame - I assumed she was practicising some abstinance, getting out of bed early when Dog clearly was hoping for a morning shag & using the excuse of needing to go to the market, which someone else could've done?

Afternoon you lovely lot.
Madame the only thing people in Suffolk use safety pins for is to attach their mittens to the sleeves of their coats.
PMSL at the though of Dog and Connie resorting to bumsex! Actually pmsl at the thought of Dog wanting to bang her S3 stroppy cow persona in any orifice.
Oh Fancy, that third gif...... OMC. I need to undress. Oh look, Santi is one step ahead of me.
Watching Santi in Season 1 of Heroes. I shall be busy with Isaac Mendez every night for the forseeable future. That is all.

and another to your dad.

Would a dobbing great nappy pin have more of an impact do you think? Although it would have to be a nappy nippa....health n safety y'know

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Evening all.

Would a kilt pin do the job do you think? (Health and Safety can do one.)

So, because I have too much work to do and am spinnign in ever decresing circles, I have soent tha day at LocalEvent, where I found several things.

1. Fleurs everywhere, as usual. Here is a gazebo for the Tavern...

Must check for typos before hitting the post button.

2. I found a new clock for the Tavern...