What questions should Davina ask Jade tonight?

[Mandymoo]

?????????????????????????????????????????????

Why does she exist? She's just so pointless.

why did you think you needed 4 stock cubes when you made noodles?

"What do you do, exactly?"

Message withdrawn

Have you ever considered counselling to come to terms with your miriad Ishoos?

PMSL Tutter

PMSL at these!

Davina and Jade share the same agent according to the radio - as do Russell Brand and Dermot O'Leary - so don't expect any tough questions from any of the BB programmes!

is it because you is black?

"Do you have a minder?"

lol Cashncarry

Message withdrawn

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

i think Jade may need to look for a new agent

"What do you think of the assertion that the semiotic thickness of a performed text varies according to the redundancy of its auxiliary performance codes?"

You understand that no-one will touch you with a bargepole now?

fancy a poppadumadingdong?

"so - lipo eh? Ya lying fecker"

Why don't you do us all a huge favour and disappear from the face of the earth..you worthless piece of scum??

I think that the word 'hate' is very strong and try not to use it, however... i hate Jade with a passion! She is a total waste of space and an imbecile!

Could you be a little more pointless if you tried very hard?

I actually would like her to ask her how she would feel if three people treated one of her kids like that just because their grandfather was afro carribbean?

Have you thought about taking a holiday to get away from it all. Maybe India?

"why are you such an annoyin, agressive cnt and why don't you just fck off back to where you came from?"

Davina: The arguements inside the house have become very political, and that Gordon Brown, is at this very moment in time, is having peace-keeping talks with the Indian PM.

Jade: What's Politics got to do wiv Big Bruvver? an OO's Gordon Brown?