Big Bro Thread 3 - Vile, Vain & Vacuous - and that's just Marco.

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It is like watching a zoo.

Thank goodness we have each other. And snacks. And wine. And Eye Bleach.

Oh Sole

I do believe he's washed those pants in honour of your wedding night.

Oh Sinister, that is just a beautiful tribute. Brings tears to my ears eyes.

Bootiful Sin

Was it meant to sound like Bonnie Tyler?

I'm late to the party as I was away last week for work but managed to catch up this weekend!
Bloody hell!!!

Marco is one disgusting little turd isn't he?
POor MPW senior must be dying of shame!
Sorry if already been said but doesn't Chelsea remind you of The Child Catcher in Chitty Chitty bang bang?

Lol YES Heavens ha
Ha

Congrats Sole. i just lolled actually OL at Michelle Bass rendition of Pieu Jesu

Just how rich is MPW? i mean he's a chef, is there much money in that? he used to have a pub near here, it wasn't great then it shut down

Just read somewhere that Ryan may be the next to be removed, don't know if it's speculation or not.

www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/big-brothers-ryan-ruckledge-faces-8185630

I think they should remove them all! Down with BB16!

I think Lateysha is growing on me- but the housemates are less and less likeable for sure- Georgina makes some good points, but my god she's a grumpy mare!

To be fair, if I was stuck in a house with the Marco and Laura porn show and accompany weirdos, I'd probably be a bit grumpy too.

I still don't know half of their names. Can't keep up!

It would be good if both Emma and Rylan did this Friday night's live eviction - and just evicted them all, apologised and picked random audience members to go in.

Andrew is now saying it could be because there is a video of him hitting a girl with a belt, he says it was in jest and a fake belt, and although kinky wouldn't hurt a woman, and that the sun ( who have the tape) have edited all the laughing out of it. IF true then that's hardly different to the Laura Marco situation. Which by the way supposedly there's a clause in his contract in interviews with Rylan and Emma he can't be asked questions about his father

Since when did housemates get to put in clauses about what they're asked about?! This is like celeb Bb lite!

And yes foxsticks dp pointed out that if Twin1 tried to be that perky in the morning with me, then I would poke her in the eye with her mascara wand :)

Good grief, what do those two girls prancing about topless actually think they look like. It's all so 'look at me' for the cameras, they are really making fools of themselves.

Or maybe it's just me

None of them are as annoying as Marc was last year or as horrible as Helen, so not that hard to live with.

Thing is I don't care about nakedness, I actually quite like women's body's. I think laura looks ok, but the kissing was a bit hmm attention seeking, and then dancing and singing, they went from " omg I'm so embarrassed" to just hey look at us!!

And I disagree with Lucy and the other woman on BOTS, saying that Marco is leasing her into dangerous territory sneakily. I think it puts too little credit on women that they are always led by men, she's 30 he's 21, and she's getting her boobs out and making a show of herself even without him there

Shelly please set up the PWB I am jealous of SoleBizzzzzzzzzz new husband to be support group. Thank you.

Guys I'm staying at my parents house tonight.. . I need to watch it with my MUM AND DAD... my 21 yo sis will be there but still...pass the wine

cringe

Leopard I'm 47 and my dad wouldn't let me watch it last Saturday

I'm kinda glad having seen it now

Your parents will mutter Oh my Lord every 5 minutes then TALK through it anyway

Ok sole

Omg my mother actually watches it NIGHTLY!!! mum are you on this thread????

Leopard I'm 47 and my dad wouldn't let me watch it last Saturday

:o

My dad would have combusted on the spot watching Laura breastfeeding Marco.

He doesn't like BB thank God.

Oh God, just seen there is an extra programme called Live Twist Revealed tonight. It will be crap, won't it?