Big Bro Thread 3 - Vile, Vain & Vacuous - and that's just Marco.

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

It is like watching a zoo.

Thank goodness we have each other. And snacks. And wine. And Eye Bleach.

Glad I'm not the only one who was confused by the non existent twist.

Er, they all knew about the other house Already.

I'm wondering if something went wrong.

The marco thing was mindless filling it was cringe

It's all a bit odd and disappointing. People are now asking for Ryan to be ejected because of a transphobic tweet he sent to Luke A - previous winner. Wish they'd check em all out first! Ryan is tedious so wouldn't be missed by me. I wish they'd just chuck the others in the main house and let them get on with it. I quite fancy Hughie - love the accent (I know I'm barking up the wrong tree...)

There are two things I'm most fed up with BB about:

1. It is always terrible at the start because there are too many people (12). This time they started with half as many again (18) which has just made it impossible to follow anything.

1. We hate the z-listers on CBB, so why have they given us zzz-listers on normal BB????

Both of the above are making me very annoyed indeed with BB.

Endemol - for the love of television, will you please GO BACK TO BASICS!!!!!!!!!!

Totally agree Anne - let's kick half out in an eviction night special and stick the rest on basic rations. Let the decent tv commence!

Lateesha, Georgina, Jackson and ex journo Andy are the only worthwhile reasons to watch IMHO.

10pm tonight PWB's

I agree, there is only so many fake boob z listers you can get in that house, say 15% at the moment it's 85% I regard Marco and Ryan as having spiritual fake boobs Most of the Housemates haven't moved on from puberty emotionally. Andy and Geogina are the only real ones. Even Latisha I find a bit odd for talking about her tits more than her daughter.

Leteysha has a daughter? I thought she was the one from the valleeeeeys who has a sheep tattooed on her foof!

Well I never...

Spiritual fake boobs. Genius.

There has definitely been some "don't mention the other house" shiftiness going on behind the scenes. Chelsea didn't seem to know whether he could acknowledge he'd told the other housemates and they're all being really careful not to talk about it since the early slip ups. Someone seriously needs to pat them down for extra ciggies/hush money from Endemol.

Either that or I seriously need to get a social life and stop engaging with this nonsense...

10pm tonight, you say?!

Well I'm just saying Hello. I haven't done my name change yet because I fear the IFPWBs won't approve. Although, to be honest, that would be the most excitement BB has brought me this time.

I'm not hating it because I'm a prude. Let's face it, if we found watching some random fugly youth sucking some random fake bimbo's bare breasts entertaining, we wouldn't be spoilt for choice any time of the day, it's all there at one click. I'm hating it because it all sounds so mind numbingly predictable and D.U.L.L.

En I'm Loathing this lot myself.

I don't think I'll be in for the long haul

I am only here for the chat and good company

It is worth hanging out with the PWBs for phrases like "spiritual fake boobs"

Oh and Enrique - you have to stay as Enrique!

Here we go. Anyone still with me?

Me

I'm here Anne

Only just though

I'm not happy.

Look at the portacabin Anne.

Scoop Shelly Red and Ledkr

And the yard is now Rocking Robin scrap parts

I can't stand Twins voice

Sorry Sole
Makes Shelly pup clean up

Shelley is Sooooooo messy

Scoop can clean the yard

I didn't think it was too bad Sole