Big Brother - did I REALLY hear Danielle ask Jade....

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"can he read?" after JAck went into the diary room and they were saying they thought he might be doing the shopping list.

eh?

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yup - they're all thick as sh*t , wonder if she can ?!

Well I did wonder that - why woul dyou ask that ? I don't htink she can read very well otherwise it wouldn't have occurred to her to ask, surely

That girl has no common sense apparently she's academically bright but God knows how. I also found out today she went to the same primary school as dd.... [eek emoticon]

that bit made me laugh for ages

pmsl at that comment - Jade didn't really look too sure that he could though, did she?
Now, he said he was a football agent when he went into the house, is this really true or does he wish he was a football agent? Can't imagine him being any good at it, or anyone half decent choosing him as their representive. Also, do you think they get a calculator to add the shopping up because he did the writing and I don't think he can actually count.

yep
but you can understand why she asked...
He does sit there like a subanthropoid... grinning inanely...

yes you heard right

He made a very good choice of housemate to help him with the shopping list - and on sensible grounds.

Is he really a football agent though? would a football agent really go into there during the peak of the footy transfer season??

me thinks not, i think he would like to be a football agent, just like my three year old would like to fly to the moon.

I actually think he's a nasty piece of work but is so quiet it doesn't show as much as Jade.

LOL did laugh when Danielle asked that in a perfectly serious tone. I was thinking the same. It's the most sensible thing Bitch Danielle has since she went in, I swear..

And on the subject of bitchiness, is it me, or does anyone wonder how the hell she came to be competing in Miss UK? (We know how she came to win it obviously! ) She is nice looking but fairly ordinary.. certainly not stunning, like, for instance, Shilpa!

when they come out I'm sure he'll dump her.
I wonder what Jeff Brazier makes of it all. He must be worried about his kids.

Hmm maybe, but Jeff Brazier doesn't strike me as einstein either - he chose to have children with JAde after all

I lvoed the way taht Jade answered her totally straight faced too!

yes
wonder if she gets asked that a lot

Can't believe I'm posting this...as if I care, but didn't she say when she went in at first she had A levels?
or could she have been ....lying

I also pmsl at that this morning - I am sure it was said in all seriousness.

Good point Tiredemma - I never thought about it but of course if was a proper agent, he wouldn't go in to the house now. Besides, I know most footballers are stupid, but can you honestly see any of them choosing him as their agent!

Apparantly Danielle was once Miss Warrington so thats how she ended up being in Miss UK

Didn't I read (while looking at a amgazine in the dentists) that Teddy Sheringham was a judge?

Judge in Miss UK, not in the cod sense, I mean.

yes he was which is why she got the title taken off her (I think) - exept they say they only went out aftr the contest

He was a judge and they had said that they got together after the contest, but then she gave an interview to a magazine talking about her Christmas present from him (2005?) that was before the event. More evidence of total stupidness.

I've just been flicking round the telly & saw on the CBB Live - the 3 witches all having a Burping contest......Teddy must be sooo proud