Big Brother First Night Is Here! Gather here for chatting, whinging, snacks and laughs!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Hello PWBs and lurkers!

Tonight's the night!

Wonder if we will love or hate the two house concept?

Anyway, pass the wine and Magnums and settle in for the long haul...

Yes Red.

Yes Red

This is actually promising.

Do they not need to passed mental health tests anymore

Oh Jason, stfu mate.

No he's just unfortunate to be called Marco Pierre White JNR

No MH tests since it moved to Channel 5, apparently.

Oh God - whoever said last night that one of the Others looks like Murr from Impractical Jokers is so right!! I just did a double-take!

I would guess the traveller has appeared on TV too. This is so recruited including the Ex's

Andrew looks like he is teetering on the edge of bludgeoning them all to death. He is well Full Metal Jacket

Half of them could have made the cut for Celebrity Big Brother.

There will be no celebs left to enter next time these seems like the right sort of barrel scrapers.

Might print this out at work tomorrow

pics plus names

That was a bit exciting there when they seen Jason!!!! Wish more got exposed tonight though not have ti wait till tomorrow

Put it on your wall for dart practice Red

Oh that's useful Red, I definitely need something because at the minute I haven't a clue who people are talking about if they use names!

It's pushing it to insist that neither connected party had any idea that the other would be in the house. Some fuckery going on this year BB.

I think Andrew thinks he's Patrick Bateman.

He's just a twat.

Marco is a fuckwit

Who is Andrew???

Like neither of them ever spoke about auditioning for BB in the last 9 months

Oh Andrew is Murr lookee-likee.

Marco will get booted out- way too fucking unhinged

Others have no volume control. They are going to sussed within a day.

I think the journalist will be the first walker.

Body double man is creepy.