Big Brother First Night Is Here! Gather here for chatting, whinging, snacks and laughs!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Hello PWBs and lurkers!

Tonight's the night!

Wonder if we will love or hate the two house concept?

Anyway, pass the wine and Magnums and settle in for the long haul...

Those boobs are trying to escape.

I miss the old days too.The Daily Mail has a where are they now thing today though and it reckons that out of all the winners, Craig has done the best. I hope that's true.

Alex is my favourite so far, he's very Alpha Male without trying. The rest could all exit now as far as I'm concerned.

only1 do you know what I mean though?

She needs the mumsnet bra intervention thread

I think Anne should apply for next year.

Yeah I agree where are all the normal people? Its not like the old days.

Darren, Science, Helen....

Nooooo! Lateshya from The Valleys'

There isn't enough retina bleach in the world to erase the image of her getting a sheep tattooed on her minge.

The self proclaimed 'Beyoncé' from the Valleys.

Gawd yes all. I miss the normal days. This is all so dull and cringeworthy.

I was sat here moaning that I didn't recognise any of these 'slebs'. Then I realised it's the 'normal' BB

Hairy yes I know exactly

Magnum time

SoleBizzz You're thinking of ex on the beach, Love Island is similar. They're put on the island and have to couple up to stay in. Some good characters though, it's quite good fun to watch.

There must be a reason all this years BB contestants are Z list, maybe they're being watched by "normal" folk in the supposed second house?

Oh the sheep tattoo one. I not watched The Valleys

I'm surprised most of these lot hadn't been considered for the celeb version.

Miss Clarke I hope you are right.

Anyone else think all the girls actually look identical even down to their kit Kat wrapper frocks

Don't like this valleys one either. Getting annoyed now.

Anyone got any ideas about how the "others' will work.

That sounds interesting Miss. Ill see if if it's on catch up.

shaking like a shitting dog - he has a way with words!

What does PWB stand for - can someone enlighten me please?

We should all audition next year.... Some real life people mums etc!!!!! Not liking that they are ok z list types tbh

Not too impressed so far

I'm really not happy about these HMs hopefully BB has got them In there so the others can kick them out and damage their egos

I think the others will be normal people

Or ex boys and girls friends of the lot that are in x