Britain's Got Talent.............. IT'S THE FINAL!!!!

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Starting the thread before work!! Will be on about 8ish! See you later!!

I think Amanda is gorgeous but have to agree with you tonight, calzone.

I'll be watching the football during the sword swallowing kurri I can't watch it at all.

Have no idea who will win, there's no clear winner this year. Exciting!

All the breaks are going to drive me mad...there will be one after every act!

Katherine Jenkins is very much NOT an opera singer. She's a bad mezzo who can do a few arias if she doesn't have to do all the notes but has never ever attempted any sort of actual opera.

However she looks good in a dress (although there are loads of opera singers who can do that too) and is prepared to turn up to the opening of a paper bag. And sings well enough with amplification and autotune to fool people who've never heard an opera singer.

Balance Unity was a bit meh

Amanda gets on my tits (sorry but she does), her face doesn't move because of the botox and it annoys me

Young Balance dancing... nothing special but he's a nice lad.

I'm glad I'm not the only wuss Greaterthan - I don't want to sit and worry that someone is going to get terribly injured.

Totally agree wolpurtinger

Ooh he's got his uniform on!

Oh in uniform!

Waves at everyone!!! Now home from work!!

Oh Gawd.

Magic, sad military tales and I Vow To Thee My Country.

He's going ALL out.

I find him quite boring - Uniform is a clever move though.

WTF??

And he's rolled out a military hero.

Goodness me.

Well that is pulling out all the stops.

Queen would love it but very yawnworthy

That's made me cry!

That was a bit much.

Disappointing

Oh and he's brought the oldest man in the world on - Winner !!

He's distracting good looking in that uniform.

The Sun will consider it unpatriotic to vote for anyone else now.

What did I tell you?

British are suckers for the army. He just played us big time. Would be unpatriotic not to vote for him now