Swagger Inn Thread 130 - BBC Musketeers Incoming<ylt>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Too much FAF.....

There are OTHER people discussing The boys in our absence???? WTAF ? I hope they are perving

So sorry to hear your sad news Elk.

Glad meet-up wenches had a good time.

ANOTHER MUSKETEERS THREAD????? WHAAAAT???

Say what now? A musketeers thread we don't know about?

Just put TM and BM to bed. TM has done all his wees in the potty, no accidents whatsoever. I could throttle the little git. 2 and a half years of trying and giving up and people rolling their eyes and tutting, probably thinking we were just too lazy to do it. And 'not toilet trained yet' on the Drs notes. I was pretty much convinced he was going to be in nappies till his speech caught up. And the sod nails it perfectly in just under 3 days, at least for pees.

So sorry elk

Elk etc.

Mouse - yes Dinocake with be piece of Cake (literally) unless I get carried away and make life harder for myself that it needs to be. Which I never do

There are about three no - four on the other thread and they seem quite enthusiastic. There is anticipation of the tightly laced bosoms heave so all sounding good

I have done about 8 hours gardening today and I'm back in hunched crone mode. Athos is going to take me up to the hayloft and give my back me a good going over.... Tomorrwo I shall not be able to walk. Suspect it will not be for the right reasons though, as it were.

elk really sorry to hear about your FIL

Oh - Mouse. DS also nailed potty training in a day or two. I think that if they dooooooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit (sorry not sorry - haven't done one of those for ages...) where was I? Yes, if they're ready for it then it's just easy like that. and some are ready sooner than others.

This opinion is based on nothing other than what DS did Just call me a parenting guru and, er, ignore me. I think that's for the best (ignoring me, that is). I'm in blethering-stream-of-conciousness-mode. Def. ignore me.

Er, can someone link to this other musketeers thread please???

WTAF?!?!?!?!

the other thread

Not much happening to be honest

Arf at us all goggling at there being another Muskie thread ....I'm surprised this place isn't awash with them....what with all the phwoooooaarrrrrrrrr, an' everythin'

Shitting hell. We should have started this thread in telly addicts, shouldn't we...

What are we going to do? We're only on page 8 and the show airs IN A FLUPPIN WEEK!!!!!!

We need to be in telly addicts when it airs or (clearly) a bit before, non?

Can mnhq move this thread to TA, does anyone know?

Ds1 was dry in the day in 2 days...night took quite a lot longer
Ds2 was dry day and night in 24 hours
They were 2.10 and 3.6 respectively

v. good point elk

On that note I'm going to have to go to bed while I can still get up the stairs. My back is going to be beyond unpleasant tomorrow.

We just need to be really bloody chatty Madame

Im a bit emosh actually. All those four mntters who Ive never met before, discussing the muskies - and I thought it was just us lot who still cared!!! Who knew?

I feel a bit like when the main characters in Lost found The Others.

There could be more of them! WE MUST FIND THEM!

Fortunately MrHelen's mega-dose painkillers have a strongly sedative effect

PS - Yes they can Madame I probably need to ask them since I started this one.

Yooo-hooo!!!!!! MNHQ!!!!!! Please can we move house forums?

I offered them a Jizzy Athos in a bid to lure them in Madame, I mean....who could resist an offer like that?

Evening all

Elk very sorry to hear about your FIL.

I have been at a big swim meet today. 7hrs at the event. Ds4 was in the pool for approx 90 seconds. Not even joking. Shaved 6 secs off his pb though so he's very happy.

Mouse lovely news about the wees.

Fancy don't get me started on the Brexit thing. My lovely elderly neighbours have turned out to be massive brexiteers.

Re Tom and the fags. It may well be 'acting' but I think it's best if I just show him that there are better things to be addicted to .

Ok excellent helen, yes please, could you ask them? Now that the trailer has aired on tv and all...we really should be there...

btw Madame have you been a good girl re ciggies?

Evening wenches

May I just say WE WON THE CUP!!!

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTAF happened to my pillow?

ELK!!!!!
Oh - actually. No you're fine. I see non-imaginary-and-not-in-the-slighest-bit-podgy-Athos is waiting for me.

('lo comtess - yay for speedy DS4, but 7 hours?! How did you not die of boredom? Were there some HBFs? Did you run down the battery on your ipod? That's parental dedication!)

In other news, I asked (very nicely) for the thread to be moved. Fingers crossed... though we'll need to redirect the other thread or we'll look increadibly rude for inviting them here and then leaving

Right, really. Bed.