Swagger Inn Thread 130 - BBC Musketeers Incoming<ylt>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Too much FAF.....

I am watching The Good Wife wenches and whilst there are few FAF men in it there is some sex I am finding interesting. You have to wait a billion episodes for it but I like it. How is it cunelingus is constantly being portrayed in popular TV series these days? I like it blame feminism. I haven't seen a blowjob for years.

Both cunelingus and blow jobs feature heavily with all of the above well some of the above

One in particular, followed by one whose lips I am sure would be useful in this scenario.

Do you know, i don't think I'll ever be able to spell cunelingus correctly again after cunelingusgate? #memories

Sorry, what were you saying Anne?

OMC it is tomorrow!!!!!!

OMC - squeeeeeeeeee

Morning wenches.

Tomorrow tomorrow I'll shag them love you tomorrow, it's onleeeeeeeeee a daaaaaaayyyyyyyy aaaaaawwwwaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Alright wenches?

Alriiiight letus?

TOOOOOOOOOMAHHHHROWWWWWWW
TAAAAAAHHHMAAAAAAAROHHHHH
WE'LL SHAG YAH TAMARRAH
PERVING'S A DAAAAY. AHHHH-(up an octave) WAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

Somebody's happy about this

Say cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

Morning all!

Fancy I had Adblocker installed a while ago and it played havoc with my computer. I'll give it another go and see what happens.

Anne I watch The Good Wife but haven't seen last night's yet. Alicia certainly seems to be enjoying herself lately. You're right about cunnilingus (correct spelling, I googled ). It was in The Secret a couple of weeks back too.

Very tuneful LetUs and Elk.

The FAF will be out, tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow,
There'll be FAF

Just thinkin' about tomorrow..........

I particularly like that Aramis and Porthos have little emergency toffee hammers tucked in their belts in case of unbreakable-toffee-encounters

Right. Cake. Dinosaurs. Argh! Rarghhh!

What are the chances of me persuading mrElk that what we need in the living room is a 12ft wide drop down projector screen, before tomorrow ?

Babyelk has got her boyfriend here this morning, he's a year older but she is already taller. She hasn't stopped pecking his head since he arrived. It's a beautiful relationship

When Im stuck with a day that's grey and lonely
I just stick out my tits chin
And bits grin
And saaaaaaay

The perve'll come out
Tomorrow
Get your plastic knickers out
Tomorrow
Cos they'll we'll come

They'd get it
They'd get it
They'd all
Totes get it even porthos

They're only a daaaaaay
Aaaaaaaaa-
Waaaaaaaaay!!!

Morning, I love the tuneful singing. Its very moving.

Elk that's a thought, I do have a projector screen and top notch OHP. I could set myself up as a cinema and charge entry.

BM put my freshly washed laundry back on for another wash before I had a chance to get it out. Without a spin cycle so its soaking too.

Madame....
Your talents are being wasted my dear 😀🎤🎼

Apricot I am only on S3 but good to know there is more to come. Peter's cunelingus was the best after he saw her in court. I wish Will was a bit faffer though.

Loving all the singing, I think I mentioned the giant TV that DH bought for our tiny sitting room. I haven't admitted it to him but it will be ah MAZ ing.

I'm not keen on Will either, but I love Eli. Not from a FAF point of view but he's a great character.

We have a big TV too, can't wait. ⚜⚔⚜⚔⚜

My, we are a tuneful lot this morning. A big TV you say Anne hmmm. No, don't recall you bragging mentioning it before, or how every detail will there in glorious technicolour

We have a friend staying for the weekend. Suspect his and DH's eyes will be rolling out of their sockets during TM. I did suggest they could both go to the pub while I perve watch in peace, but pub is v.v.v.v. long walk and if I offer to drive them then I have to get someone in to babysit while I'm in the car. #LogisticalImpossibility

Cake is done, need to tidy up now and bleach the food colouring from my fingers Also need to work and eat.

ILYA wenches - I cannot frigging wait to get back to this - IT'S SEXMAS EEEEEEEEVVVVVVE & it's half-term & I have 10 days off & there's 2 lots of FAF in that time & & I'M FLAILING.

Wenching's back!

So you're in tomorrow then sparks?

Oh, please god let there be some cunelingus (sp) in season 3...

bads ahthengyew.

Fabulous lyrics and singing wenches. So now Annie has received a make over, and I think last year we tackled West Side Story - when is it time for an original wench musical?

WENCH:THE MUSICAL
You'll laugh!...
You'll cry...
You'll perve...

"Rather troubling"
The Times

"Is all the nudity really necessary!?"
The Telegraph

"Too much leather and not enough plot!"
The Observer

Perfect badders rather troubling

is that how you spell cunninglingus/cunelingus/cunnilingus? I thought it had more 'i's and 'n's and no 'e's?

Helen you need to send the doubting Thomases away. I had Tudors ruined for me by a history graduate friend who corrected and rolled his eyes throughout.

Afternoon wenches. Did I start a bit of a sing song? Jolly good.

Excellent lyrics and Reviews From The Future "FAF FAF FAF" - Wench Weekly

I have had a shite exhausting week at work and, quite frankly, the fuckers can all get to fuck. But it's the weekend now with an extra day off and TOMORROW THEY ARE BACK!!

Aaaaaannnnd it's Aramis Friday! I'm feeling particularly feisty so I'm thinking the Blue Sash of Sex will be getting used a lot.