Big Brother - Pre-series chat - Calling all PWBs, lurkers and lovers of rubbish TV

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

It can't be far off now, so how about a little chat?

Rumours of a mix of celebs and normals - although how we are meant to tell the difference with their definition of "celeb"?

There has been a massive extension on the house, so something is definitely afoot.

Anyway, settle down, get out your drinks and snacks, it is going to be a long ride!

PWBQUEEN1

Yrs Scoop and Shelly. You can share Fluffy's biscuits.

If he'll let you..

Scoop

Yes scoop, it certainly is the Rocester special!

Yes Choccy, making bread, arguments about fags on the shopping list.

I miss the shopping list. Buying 3 Tesco Value bags of pasta, one bottle of tomato sauce, a packet of hair dye, 2 pouches of tobacco but no papers and 10 litres of Value cider.

Oh and I want it to be the rule that if you say you want to leave in the Diary Room they open the door there and then and make you leave.

I agree Anne. Sling them out!!!Same old BS whinging every year

Yes get them out on request.

Yes, yes to the shopping list on the chalkboard.

I haven't read anything about possibles so I'm going to make some predictions.

Jessica Wright TOWIE
A girl from Geordie Shore
A boy from Made in Chelsea
3 "models"
An ex wife of someone famous
A couple of has beens, singers, actors or comedians
A boy band member
An X factor almost ran

Oh I'm such an idiot, it's normals isn't it?

Thorn

Thorn

Please submit holiday request forms to Shelly PWB admin. Thank you.

Can you outline my actual job description for this year please??

PWB Scoop

PWB Bouncerette /security with PWB Shelly. 48 hour shifts this year .

Rocking Robin mechanic

No vodka in the portacabin water cooler this year please!

It may be a "mix" Thorn, so your predictions are probably spot-on.

scoop - you do what Sole tells you.

not even Fluffy could save me Anne.

I am Rebel Scoop and I'm on da case

I ain't gonna work at that Sole Bizz pace

48 hour shift is taking da pee

Gonna ride of In Rockin' with da lock up key

Ai

Scoop! Come baaack!

Scoop

24hr shifts with fully stocked bar of Optics in the Porta Cabin....

And a full stand of Pic n mix??

And a mini freezer of Mags...,

And I'll TINK about it....

BO

You know we take our snacks seriously, scoop. You won't find us lacking in that department.

Yes, yes Scoop. I will also add whip so you can discipline Shelly.

Thank you PWB Bouncerette Scoop.

Aaaw Scoop, thank you

Enrique thank you for what?

When does it start?