Neighbours Thread - Is Lassiter's the most dangerous hotel in the world?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Starting a new thread ready for the dramas of next week.

Can't believe I'll be on holiday when the all the excitement is going on. That was seriously bad planning.

If Paul dies then I'm not coming home.

My wish list for death: Amy, her son, her mum, Sonya, Ben & Steph.

I try to avoid the spoilers, I enjoy the surprises!
I noticed the open coffin too and was

I sometimes like to see ahead but generally like the unfolding.
I've restrained myself and only read a Week ahead.

Is that the done thing in Australia, the open coffin ?

Bloody hell, the guy died of a crush injury. Open coffin??!!

Woodhill

As far as I remember Doug set fire to Pam's kitchen and she could no longer cope with him, so he came to stay with the family to give her some respite.

He breathed! I saw him breathe!!

ITS A MIRACLE!

Yes I saw him breathe too

Thought how silly it was as usually in TV or films they take a still shot with bodies sort of freezing the shot

How hard is it to hold your breath for a moment??

And it wouldn't even be an issue if they had not used the open top coffin idea

(Madhatter's post went through my mind at that point!!)

Oh Brad, you complete twat for saying that. Poor Ned 😞

Jeez I called at least 5 people a fucking idiot out loud in today's show, that must be a record even for Neighbours

Let me guess who they were-Brad, Pam, Lauren, Paige and Paul?

I was horrified at Brad for saying that too, how bloody insensitive. He didn't even seem to notice what he was saying!

Lovewine 5/5!

Marking place. I've just caught up. I watched the late nights episode and just couldn't watch anymore for a while. I was devastated at Josh's death . I can't even remember the last time I cried at the tv or a film, don't know why this affected me! It was just so moving. When he said his last words to Matilda I was sobbing .

Yes as someone else said, I think Sarah is terminally ill. They showed her in one of the previews wincing and holding her stomach. I don't know if spencer is going to be her son though, wouldn't she have noticed him missing?! Or maybe she didn't know he was at the hotel.

I can't believe Kyle didn't check on Georgia and just went on to Germany to meet her! Maybe he text her off screen to just make sure that she was in fact in Germany and not buried under the hotel!

Amy is definitely spending too much time moping around over Kyle, but I liked the way she drove the van over his face today.

Why can't Paul have a whiteboard at the motel? Mark told him to get rid of it. Is it a crime now, can you be arrested for it?

I was thinking the same about the whiteboard. I'm not an expert on Australian law, but it's hard to imagine that a bit of old-school brainstorming might be in breach of bail conditions.

That text message...were we supposed to pick up who it was from? I was on the phone. How dare people call me during Neighbours.

No I don't think we're meant to know who sent the text/who received it.

I think Mark is pissed off that Steph is helping Paul so that's why he went over the top.

No I think we were not meant to work it out, I too chuckled about the whiteboard!

Who could it be??? What's in the red folder? Where is Tom Quill?? Who is the glamorous girl on the lake? Who is John Doe? So many questions....

I know who the blonde girl is

if you want to know it is easy to find out who she is and whose DD she is

I think I heard something about Scott and Charlene's daughter was joining the programme so the glamorous girl could be her. Could have it totally wrong though.

Thought Paige looked so much nicer with her hair down today instead of always scraped back in a pony tail.

Paige has had her hair cut quite a lot hasn't she?

That death RUINED me, I Kidd you not. Neighbours deaths don't really seem to get to me normally home and away is a whole other ballgame but this one had me in bits!

What did Brad say that was offensive?

I'd say that Tom Quill would be responsible but that's very very predictable and I sort of hope it's something more interesting. Definitely not Paul.

Sarah should have just arrived, explained the terminal illness she's clearly got and gone from there, it's ridiculous.

I'm back! Came home yesterday and have had a massive binge-watch of the last two and a bit weeks and I'm up to date!!

Well, I sobbed my heart out watching Josh's death and I never even liked him very much. Neighbours does a good death scene.

Glad to see the back of Kyle. He was dumb and irritating. I wish he's taken Amy and her son with him though.

Nice to see another ghost in Neighbours! Poor Doug, I liked him.

I agree with the terminal-illness theory for Sarah. She has ruined herself with botox etc though, hasn't she? Her mouth is so weird now it looks upside down! I did laugh when Susan accidentally slammed her hand in the car door!

Oh and lovely to see you on the thread BlackCelebration! More quality telly!

Anne welcome back! Hope you had an awesome holiday!

Excited Brad said something along the lines of never having felt love like he did when Josh and Imogen were born, so a bit harsh on Ned who was born before them.

Eeeek! I missed that one Magpie I did notice when he said about josh 'my son!' As if he was the only one but I forgave him due to his bereavement!

Who is Madison?