First Dates ♥♥♥ let's be that fly on the restaurant wall

[EnriqueTheRingBearingLizard]

Roll up Roll up again and then more and more and then who knows.

So he is clearly a knob

Me too Sole

Do you think his parents are fans of racist sexist comedians?

Not Damian, Jethro

I went to see Jethro once...he is really rude

I love the barman.

TheBarman does look a little bit like Matthew Wright though

Don't be silly Sole come on in with your snacks.

What's the point in him coming here from Manchester, if his date lives in Brighton? What's the POINT?

Gosh, that must be very difficult at airports etc if you say "I've got a gun". Poor soul.

Don't say that darkside! Don't ruin it for me!!

Enrique is bullying me

Oh dear Jethro pronounces his ts as Ds. I bet he loves to pardy

Do you want me to get the JCB Sole?

I feel sorry for Felicity. She's got a dud.

Yes please Anne xx

Look at him Anne Look. at. Him.

Stop it!!!

Sole - darkside is bullying me!

I'm not bullying you Sole sharing is caring, now give over whinging and watch.

The barman's name is Merlin. This is a true fact.

You will pay dark!@@!2#/8 (^

Felicity the baking podiatrist with Jethro who's one of 8 from a very Christian family. He works in the city.

Damian from Brighton via Derry, who has Tourettes, is paired up with Kai, the 6'4" model from Manchester.

Kai has amazing teeth.

Merlin is a ridiculous name. I will call him John.

I do not like the new barman.

Not barman, waiter. I do not like the new waiter.

Sorry but John is not a suitable name for Merlin

I wonder if Merlin keeps a bird of prey at home?