Celeb Big Bro Thread 13 - I think we can guarantee Steph won't be the new face of the Daz Doorstep Challenge

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Although they could maybe use her clothes for the before shots.

Blimey Felix I'd have to draw the line at that and I adore crap tele

Well done Maryz junior

Enjoy the take away

Maryz that's definitely cause for celebration

Maryz congratulations for your DD

I feel Daniella might go. Peoples will vote to keep Stephanie in just to keep her away from Jeremy methinks. Peoples are sadistic

I would say Daniella too. But I really am unsure.

Well done your DD Maryz get that takeaway and a

Now, does anyone have any highly inappropriate twerking to report today?

Ai ai ai

I'm twerkin'
Not lurkin'
I've got my Booty jerkin

Tiff is a minxin'
Darren is a singin'
And Steph is just carryin on wit
Da mingin'

Yo yo yo

Congrats to MiniMaryZ! Definitely deserves wine and a takeaway.

I'm going out for a meal tonight but hope to be back in time for the start of BB. Or at least not too late.

Lovin' the twerkin' rap scoop! You've not lost your touch!

MC Scoop busting her rhymes
Nuffin and no other rapper
comes close to her wicked lines
She feels defiant
Rolling in de Robin Reliant
Sometimes lurking to get first post
Scoop is the MC we love de most!

I properly laughed at Gemma's unbirthday. I'm fed up of sex talk tbh.

Me too derxa. Tacky Tiff.

Finito!

Had wine already.

Anne - how is Anne Pup today?

I like Gemma! Steph is a bit of a dirty hoe. Daniella is sober so doesn't get up to fuck all apart from an odd snipe here and there. Tiffany's cheers have gone to her head. Gemma is actually coming across as quite emotionally aware. Though her ego is going against her.
As for the men? John is Gemma's equivalent. Scotty is a horndog. Darren is a non-event.

Hard to call it. I could see Steph/Tiff/Scotty in the final. Gemma's ego won't get her there. Daniella/Darren though might profit when it votes to evict rather than save. Fairly inoccuous pair.

Incidentally, now that I look at it

Gemma = John
Stephanie = Scotty
Darren = Daniella

Oh and Tiffany is on a par their with Steph and Scotty. Forgot her!

*there.

Usually I have a favourite but not this time

Enjoy your night Anne
Just eat quickly and get back for us

Sole

Let the rap battle commenced Scoop. I'm in the mood for rapping..