Celeb Big Bro Thread 12 - Put your poo away and get out your snacks. We're twerking towards the final

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

And no sex please - we're PWBs.

Awwwwww

FFS he's been in there a fortnight.

Waa waa waaa I'm doing well

FALSE

It's more of a forced whimper

Oh I didn't know that...

I think Scotty T is fully aware that all that he has right now has a shelf life and he is grabbing it with both hands. I really don't think he will be the type to start believing the hype, he knows how lucky he is getting paid to drink, shag and live a lifestyle that he couldn't possibly have dreamed of. I like him a lot

These calls are making me teary, must be the bud.

He calmed down quickly

GC's shit weave is making my head itch. I bet her scalp is a right mess

He was his mum's carer I think she has Altzheimers.

They got the onions then

If anything was happening with his mum BB would have told him.

Attempt to get kept in

Teary too. Then pukey with 'Jezzanie'

Yes Stila, the delivery arrived.

Oh Vertigo. I'm a Carer. I would be upset just to know DS was OK. Then party on..

Oh please. Tiffany is getting "moist"

Glad I'm not the only one who can't stand cat licking its arse noises. Fucking gross.

Oh Tiff must be gagging if the skanky Jezzanie are getting her going 😱

Shut up GM.

Something I noticed the other night - Daniella has a cracking pair of legs. Gillian, fuck off.....

Shut up Gillian