Celeb Big Bro Thread 12 - Put your poo away and get out your snacks. We're twerking towards the final

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

And no sex please - we're PWBs.

It was really weird the way Scary-Eyes Emma was flustered on the phone, as though she had been expecting to speak to someone else.

How can Steph be so deluded? She said to Jez "at least we aren't boring" but watching the constant fondling and snooching has been more boring than watching grass grow.

At least now one of them has gone I won't have to fast forward through that endless shite.

I suspect she is going to have all sorts of meltdowns wondering what he's getting up to outside her influence...........

Well, I'll let you off having just the one Shelly

I was thinking the same Reem but I think even Scotty T has his limits. I bet we get loads of wailing in the diary room about being picked on by all the grown women though

Oh boy another dull interview

Wahh dog has a cute pleading face. That face that wants whatever you're eating!

They should do a housmate swap: offer housemate to swap an existing housmate for one that have already left. (Swap Steph for D,Guest)

I noticed the giraffe when they all came in. It's a bit random isn't it.

Just eaten loads of sticky toffee pudding and now feel really sick.

AF is still in the baff.

I can't see Wahhdog or KormaPup.

Oh KormaPup, the face that wants a thousand sausages

No, I'm back

Jez is very nervous

Did he try to match his face with stephs dress?

Anne, they're similar to AnnePup!

He is very anxious.

Darkside, I think you are right, Scotty wouldn't touch her now

Wiener, that's her resting face , makes it hard to tell her off

WB AF

Oh! Why can't I see them??? I am being left out. Is it because I'm only 22 (x2)?

Wahh, it's a beautiful face

Why has Steph managed to escape eviction?

Woahh dog again for You Anne

Christ I sooooooo HATE his neck tattoos - ghastly [vom]