Celeb Big Bro Thread 9 - Keeping it real with fake tan, fake tears, fake relationships, fake death, and now a fake pregnancy!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

What will happen to the designer vagina when the fake baby arrives?

Shehas,I believe her stuff was lying around and they were doing a tidy up.

Just watching it now and can't believe they left such filthy clothes on the dining table :/ they're all dirty.

I'd love Jeremy to be around to give me a pep talk whenever I'm down.

Agreed,Shehas.
Even if there is a laundry basket...who is expected to do the washing?I wouldn't want anyone else Washing mystuff.

Jeremy seems to be a calming influence.

Vile mysogony exactly. Shocked people here think that Is ok. Ya live and learn.

Definitely bedtime for me now.

Even if someone does leave their dirty knickers lying about, it doesn't mean very one else should humiliate them. Jesus. Mean girls (and boys) is dead right.

People are trying to justify being mean fuckers? Nice.

Maybe,at the end of the day this shouldn't have been shown.But then again neither should the David is dead episode either.
Night Sole and anyone else around.

BB are messing with an already vulnerable girl.

Stephanie now had immunity from eviction too.She seems to have got over any trauma she may have experienced yesterday and cheerfully won the task. Over the moon to have a week without being up for eviction.

Helloooo, anyone up? I'm home but I may never go out again, Maryz was right. -1grin]

maryz go back to bed, it's early

Missed last night, will need to catch up later as its swimming this morning

Did John deny it was him that bought attention to the undies?

I missed bits....did it show who found them and put them on the table

Tiffany see's right through John. I like Tiff.

She was brave to speak up and say they were hers as I said earlier but she shouldn't keep leaving her stuff lying around.

She did the same with Megan's tracksuit that was screwed up on the floor.

Daniella has had enough, although I saw they but where she and Gemma left. I don't think they were gone for long.

Steph seems to band the 'bully' word out quite a bit but passively and snidely seems to dish it out herself.

Caught up with the thread. Don't think I want to watch knicker gate though...yuck .

Wonder if any bb producers read this thread.

Someone suggested that GC reminded them of miss piggy. I think that would be a good task. Which housemate reminds you of which muppet character.

I'm hating the way GC is being let off by all and sundry and while I have no love for Stephanie at least she called her out on it. True she didn't go about it in a mature fashion but at 22 I don't think I wouldve either.

I'm shocked at my dislike of someone I don't know but GC has a face I could never tire of slapping!

the girls have made up now and this video of Steph and Dani is actually very sweet. Hope they all turn a corner now and start having some proper fun.

GC gets away with not participating in tasks and exits the house. No sanctions. Instead she gets immunity, a lap dance, a party, a blow dry etc.

Did anyone else find that convo between John and Tiffany really weird as though they were acting in a really bad improv play?! John is lucky that his EE character was so lovely and I think that's what's getting him to votes. Wish he'd stop sneering at people.

I'm so sad I missed sing on the thread for two nights.
Well only sad about last night because I was out drinking until 2.30 Friday!!!! In a karaoke bar of all places.
Yesterday I had a hangover from hell then went for a meal out and insulted by a waiter.

I shit you not when I tell you this, I asked for a large coke (you know, coz of the hangover) and he replied "A large coke for the large lady"

Fucking raging. And my useless people pleasing fuckhead dh still tipped him!!!! I could start a thread about him at the moment based on this week alone.

Anyway, I'm all caught up and I'm joining the I love Tiff brigade!
I agree with who said its fix, it's too bloody obvious.
GC may have a designer vagina but we can all see what a truly horrible cunt she is.
DW has gone down in my opinion, only a little though, I don't imagine she's thinks l that clearly.
I thought what happened to Steph was pretty awful. YY she shouldn't leave her shit about but calling someone out on discharge is awful. It's not like there were skidders because she didn't know how to wipe her own arse properly.
And if it is down to issues "down there" then I can completely sympathise. Having said that, wearing a polyester thong isn't going to help.
And I thought Jeremy handled it very well, mind you, she could take a shit in his hand and he won't mind.

I actually still like GC.

'The chat' between T and J was extremely odd.

When one of them said 'pidgeon shit' I actually thought they had pegged then on the washing line and a pidgeon had poo'd on em'

Their graphic descriptions were making me cringe.

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