Celeb Big Bro Thread 9 - Keeping it real with fake tan, fake tears, fake relationships, fake death, and now a fake pregnancy!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

What will happen to the designer vagina when the fake baby arrives?

Ah bless you I won't put you through it again

That will teach me for taking a power nap

Think this could actually go in Stephs favour - I personally hate her a little bit less with all the ganging up. Darren was sweet

Open arms, open legs and an open mouth love her

Goodnight

There is nothing to do in the house. I would wash cloths each day, to give myself something to do. You could stare your dirty washing in a bag within your suitcase rather than a communal area.

Am sure tiff was drunk when she said all of those things.

I did think the same about girl code though after Tiff being so upset Meg left, but I think it's just so unlikely that Scotty would ever go there that I think she'll see the funny side

Night Sole.
Watching last bit of bots from last night as I fell asleep.

Evening all, just returning from lurksville... Only saw first half of tonight's show, but I think that channel 5 were wrong to show the whole knickergate thing. The word bully is bandied around a lot, but surely deliberately humiliating someone is indeed bullying. I'm no Steph fan and seriously, who leaves dirty knickers around in a shared house?... but their treatment of her was appalling, wouldn't most women (and hopefully a lot of men too) quickly hide the offending article and maybe have a quiet word, to save blushes, rather than having a witch hunt?

I just rewound it - it was Chris who took them out of the basket.
Darren who noticed the stains. Johnny who called it pigeon shit and John who said 'we need to name and shame now, this can no longer go on'

Then Johnny who went round henhouse telling everyone else about it.
Well, he went to tell all the other women in the house.
Then John went on about them again.

I think my hatred of Steph is blinding me. I too wouldn't like my child humiliated like that.

Whose were the knickers?

I do like Tiffany though.She makes me laugh.

Stephanie's scoop.

Megan covered up the stain.

Did anyone catch Stephanie name dropping Zayn when the 1D song came on as well? awkward

Pant glue

Euh

Oh my goodness

That took guts to own up to the gluey paints

Steph said she has a problem below and is very horny. I think thrush or ? poor Megan having a dirty Stephanie infected fanny rubbing into the new tracksuit

Vertigo

Shelly wonder if it was to cut back on the gemma favouritism?

I am watching knicker gate again. sado

I think CBB is turning towards 'scripted reality' shows like TOWIE. It clearly has a lot of 'acting' going on. First 3 that left weren't actors or reality TV stars. I wouldn't be surprised if the rest had to audition for their roles. Or maybe I'm too cynical?

'A bit of cheese'

'Everyone has discharge'

Ugh Jeremy

I can't believe I've just watched that.

Jeremy would love access to that smelly vagina.