Celeb Big Bro Thread 9 - Keeping it real with fake tan, fake tears, fake relationships, fake death, and now a fake pregnancy!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

What will happen to the designer vagina when the fake baby arrives?

John was the one who started the pigeon shit thing off.

Ha i forgot Christopher was nan fucker 😀 who i now like more than i ever did in xfactor.

It is yeah. I wish they had veg and cottage cheese. Chicken too.

Somebody planted the knickers to humiliate her.

Although Stephanie did dump Megans track suit.

Did Steph said that they took the knickers from her drawer?

Yes he did, Shelly, you're right. He is the type that loads the gun and then sits back and enjoys the carnage.

Love tiff!!

She left asll her washing lying around. It was the men who started the whole thing off.

No, she left them in the bathroom reem

Surprise, surprise - they are back.

Christopher isn't half as annoying as I expected.

GC all so sensitive

GC just fuck off.

It must be exhausting to be Steph.

I think if Tiff behaved like GC (refusing to do tasks, interfering in conversations, gossiping etc) all the housemates would be kicking off, I think GC is getting off lightly by them all.

Aw Tiffany ! I take it all back I don't like GC no more
Nan fucker growing on me too

I hate her i hate her i fucking hate her.
Shes not a team player at alllll the liaaaarrrr.

She doesn't deserve the things she has.

Your just like old bill big bruvvvva, you both lie.. I don't have old bill around me so I'm not having you around me

Honestly is John 10 years old? Getting so overly excited over a pair of knickers.. Can't stand Stef but that is so immature and pathetic

Guess so Giraffe , suppose I was just thinking of Sandy escaping over the wall/roof , if only he'd known how easily the doors opened

Tbf I'm not sure what Steph's gorgeous bf and lovely Jez see in her :/ she's constantly scratching her head like its dirty.

Oh damn! I want crackers now!
Someone get me some please, I'm in bed!

Exactly Fedora. It's pathetic.

Dp just said - so general cunt doesnt know what immunity means yet can use the word segregating in context - fucking act.

I said the same wild heart! Nits

Good too see Megan has learned her lesson re onscreen sexy time !