Celeb Big Bro Thread 9 - Keeping it real with fake tan, fake tears, fake relationships, fake death, and now a fake pregnancy!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

What will happen to the designer vagina when the fake baby arrives?

Bloody Dh is watching GOLF :(

Gonna catch up on EE. Laters

Yes Enrique you're right, I originally thought it was for more shady reasons.

I like Tiff too, she's entertaining. Steph is public enemy no 1. I think people have had enough.

Going to first dates thread. Come on PWB'S. ..

This summer it was 45 degrees here! Glad I wasn't here then!

Hope Steph stays

70 in our bedroom tonight!

Thank feck for that!

I've gone all oirish!< channeling my inner Jeremy now >

Dp insists on watching QI eurgh. Will eager await your return.

I think they should put Katie Price in, she would give GC run for her money

DP has just informed me that Stephanie has recorded an album

I have turned the fucking television off

Sole,

70 in our bedroom tonight!

your talking temp i guess not people

Ds has just woken up and gone hysterical over getting back in his own bed so I've had to switch off. Keep updating

Sally

Watching CBB with DP backfired.

Megans tush rendered him speechless and now I'm wishing I was less keen on crisps and cake..!

So happy Tiff is staying. Love her.

Oh katie, hope he settles.

AF the First Daters could do with you on hand.

Back in a bit.

I've tried so hard to resist and stay rational about this CBB but I just can't. Gemma Collins is just so horrendous. I've often thought on TOWIE that she is appearing with pretty women 10 years younger than her yet she acts more immaturely and has a far higher opinion of herself than any of them. Not to mention being a rude bully!

I think Stephanie will go tonight

I'd never heard of Steph until CBB. I saw an old pic of her with Simon Cowell this week and wondered if that meant she was a singer!

LOl Sally. Quick question ladies, would anyone keep a two bar electric fire on in their bedroom overnight.

Not talking temp. Talking safety?

Thorn she was originally on a show to find the next Dorothy for the Wizard of Oz. I think she was in the final but didn't win, then was picked up by Hollyoaks.

Lip sync battle is actually quite funny tonight

I think the wifi is better here than at home!

dowser DH would be watching the electric meter wheel whizz around if I did that!!

no i would be scared clothing or something would fall on it,also if it just blew up,ive seen that scarey