Celeb Big Bro Thread 9 - Keeping it real with fake tan, fake tears, fake relationships, fake death, and now a fake pregnancy!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

What will happen to the designer vagina when the fake baby arrives?

GC boyfriend has been re called back to prison o wont be there for evictions

he was done or GBH

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Gemma yawning! She must be shattered, poor bean

Omg sea!

How odd on it's a massive poo

Danyella did a good John and I do believe I laughed out loud at the final bit of Megan and Tiff posturing there.

Seaside is that right?! Bloody hell!

I just read that they are going to be making Magnums smaller due to new health guidelines!!!!!

what

Shall have to have two then,Felix

Is it a real GC boyfriend though, or just someone for the press to write about? I'm so sceptical. Those kind of people have more boyfriends and girlfriends than I have dinners.

Felix stop fibbing haha

I can feel a kick off coming on

Be prepared.

Digital spy thread say it has been confirmed GC not pregnant.

as far as i know

seasidesally was supposedly written by chloe simm , just said gemma will be heartbroken to find out he's been cheating on her.

Christ. How cringesome she is.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/12116538/Magnums-Cornettos-and-Ben-and-Jerrys-tubs-will-shrink-in-size-due-to-new-health-guidelines.html?utmsource=dlvr.it&utmm_medium=twitter&sf19457379=1]

It is all about being on screen - lies are just acceptable in her world.

Does anybody know about Tiffanys recent loss?

GC needs to have an enemy to feed off

I fancy some ice cream now.

Felix

Order seventeen more magnum lorries

I would hope not because if GC knows then that is unforgivable

Oh good god!

Gemma just looks like the biggest twat ever.
Thats jeremy kyle shit!!