Celeb Big Bro Thread 8 - Quick! Order more onions! John is running out of fake tears

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

So who is John going to moan to (between his monologues about how awful GC is) now Kristina has gone?

Sole

I'm going to watch the start but not all of it. I'm tired!

Do you think Jez will stay away from her? It was like the penny dropped tonight when she was gushing about her boyfriend - she's used him for comfort

I can't. My second wind blew out ...

Geezers like that always do Sole bollocks to him! Now here's a good bloke - lovely Rylan!

Jez is daft if he goes back for more.

I hope he does hairymairy

Yes I don't know how long I'll last tonight either my lovelies.

Administers PWB BOTS eye matchsticks to AnyFucker

I think Rylan is brill. There's a sentence I never thought I'd type.

I hope he does too - he must realise now
And as for Gemma - she really needs to get over her self!

I like Tina.

Now Tina makes a cracker about GC and food WTF ex fatty@!!

Tina Malone looks so different.

Enrique

It just seemed weird how she expected someone to come in and and that person being her boyfriend. Big game playing going on. Her and her boyfriend must be really desperate.

I know Hoose - we said last night how far he's come since X factor when I really disliked him!

Right ......like Tina wasn't fat before hmmmmm

tina of shameless,what an utter bitch

Omg Tina you were HUGE

who is the busty lady in audience on front row and is tina a transvestite

Are we meant to forget that Tina Malone was huge when she was in the house? Why is she fat-shaming GC and suggesting a gastric band?

Evil witch. The gastric band hasn't exactly done anything for her looks.

Anne

Tina is talking about herself.

She is a nasty cow

kimuir - no, she was in Shameless and was enormous and then had a gastric band. She is an utter bitch.

Cake anyone? Who does she think she is taking the pee put if fat people when she looked like this.. I am huge mysekf