Celeb Big Bro Thread 7 - John's abandoned his Dr Jeckyll side and embraced his Mr Hyde

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

And poor Gemma's not lazy, she's doing a full time job in there!

BB announced during tonight's show that David was unwell and was sleeping in the spare room again.

I wonder what is wrong with him?

Or did David insist on being given a spare room within his contract?

David seems to hardly be in the main house. He has opted out.

I bet Mrs Cohen is laughing her socks off at Kristina's comments.

My best David moment was when he said to Steph "you're a lovely girl...except for that pimple on your nose." 😎
I think they should seperate the housemates and have two different shows. I bet Darren and David have some great stories to tell with all their name dropping, and Danielle and John would have interesting EE gossip. I'd also like to hear about Strictly from Kristina. The youngsters can all get a house to themselves were they can scream towie/Geordie shaw style.

My bath was rubbish i put to much cold in and used up the hot meh. Anyway i think a house split is a great idea let us see other housemates shove the trouble makers in the big spare room

Upon our return home to B'ham from being away for the weekend at the seaside there was a Police letter upon the mat.
Dear resident

Don't be alarmed at recent events etc..it is unusual etc..

Neighbour opposite is s Police Woman. She told me the Army and Police were here on our road. One of the houses were being used to make snuff movies. That was about ten years ago.

I see what you mean about Darren! Missed that earlier!

Sole

Shit wrong thread pmsl

Blimey though Sole how scary is that!!

I know. There was an army truck here and Police cars but we missed the action. The whole road was blocked etc. Other neighbours told me it was snuff movies but until I asked the Police Woman across the road I didn't believe it until she told me it was.

SNUFF MOVIES?

What is Stefani doing?!!

Eat pray love

Wasted two hours of my life to that twaddle!

It is just rubbish eh Dowser

Sheltered life alert: what is a snuff movie?

Porn where people die, for real. Murder.

Jeez really so glad i asked and didnt google

It was 2005 but was scary to know it happened about twenty houses away.

Bloody hell sole horrible thought

Poor mrs Cohen - imagine having to see your OW pregnant and on TV

Sole that's incredibly disturbing

Yes I sgree! Just shows what an absolute cunt she is announcing that on tv not considering his wife or chikdren!
My xh ow did it via scan pics on face book!
I'll never forget seeing my two teen boys sob at the shock of it.
Karma bites hard tho, she now has four under 5 and he Is about as much help as he was with ours!

What other husbands has she boffed?

Or being together but miserable.
It's devaststing when the ow gets pg but it's best thing really cos then the relationship becomes the same as the marriage that was broken up with all the dull mundane child rearing tasks, no more lie ins, weekends away and hot sex.
All in a relstionship that's not stood the test of time so is vulnerable!