Celeb Big Bro Thread 5 - Just when you thought it couldn't get more any more surreal than spider following

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

David Gest and Daniella seem the most rational and normal in there.

I never thought I'd be saying that.

Most importantly, what will happen to the shoes?

Don't give him ideas

Supposed to be on Amazon prime. I bet kids know something. . Frustrating me now

You're making me want a bedroom tele!

Anyfucker - you've been mentioned on another thread 'Top Dog of Mumsnet'!

Bedroom TV also good for morning TV, no worries about insomnia when sitting up in bed with tea and toast and the papers while watching Sunday Brunch.

Oh no, that won't end well

It's already not going particularly well!

Will do Sole, We don't have Amazon Prime which i think could be problematic if we want to watch Clarkson & Co. Not sure about the Chris Evans version.

Ok thank you Sparkles. Getting worried.

Banned? Gosh

Sole, I am here and there's no TV above the ground floor in our house

My clock's broken though so I may need a nudge to be sure I put BB on in time.

I think shit editing is to blame for our ideas of who did and said what on yesterday's show in relation to all the misunderstandings.
I can't work out why people would feel unsafe with Tiffany?

Tiffany and Nancy aren't popular because they stay in bed almost all day according to the FOAK. Although he laughed at Nancy taking '7 hours' to get herself ready and saying that BB would just have to wait. He reminded her that sometimes, it's a live show and it won't wait for Nancy.

Enrique

Sole x

I don't know Mary, I must've missed that they all hate her?

I'm lucky that DP doesn't really watch tv, apart from the cycling which is only on for half of the year.

Is it 9 tonight? I'm waiting for tea to cook so no bedroom telly for me today

I might go up and take my slap off in readiness. Kitchen's a bombsite though.

Just going to get my bleach trays in to stop me snacking.

Hopefully the old molars will be pearly white by summer BB so I can eat all your Magnums Sole

DH has developed an addiction to one of those boring action box sets "Strike Back" or summat, so I get CBB to myself

He watched "DavidGate" on U-Tube today though

Scoop do you bleach your teeth every week? Trays from the dentist?

I will order a few more lorry loads of Magnums for us Scoop.

AnyFucker - what did he think of DavidGate?

Jammies on, cuddle with Ds and then all ready

I haven't moved. It's going to start and I will still be down here with full face on.

Been doing em' three weeks Sole yes trays from dentist. No bloody difference at all so far

he was speechless