Celeb Big Bro Thread 5 - Just when you thought it couldn't get more any more surreal than spider following

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

David Gest and Daniella seem the most rational and normal in there.

I never thought I'd be saying that.

Most importantly, what will happen to the shoes?

Haha that was amazin. I thought Megan's vein in her neck was gonna explode!!!

So do I and I don't even smoke

GC telling Darren he acts like a puss around John. Hmm I missed that.

John is going to tell Megan what is what tomorrow. That should be interesting.

if that was my daughter i would insist that she gets taken out

i would be worried about her mental health

and shes a risk to others

If i waa stuck in a house with smug john - my names not Jonathan and my mask is quickly slipping - id want to smother him in his sleep.

And breathe.

On the brightside it'll make botched up bodies look quite sweet.

Anne, Moaning one is Steph, Sad, Stroppy Slapper Steph. And The Shouty one Is Meghan, Motor Mouth Mega Meltdown Meghan. Hth

Security was called in apparently

Compulsory detox for the house????
Or a serous dose of that boring word Moderation?
Could Megan be a glass of wine a night girl?
Seriously though, she is young and needs protecting from herself at the moment- away from the camera.

Predictions for tomorrow - john talks ever so nicely to megan and when he finds her weakness, preys on her by getting others involved and starts being condescending and rude, cooks some food and then has another chat with megan trying to look like the good guy being real concerned for her.

Fucking dick.

Where is Angie? Someone tell me?
Glad she wasn't involved in all that crap...

Thank you Wiener!

Agree fairy - the sad thing is now she has a taste of the evil celeb fairy dust

Gemma restraining tiff was literally the only highlight of that whole hour

I was called a fat fucker yesterday in Sainsburys car park.

i can see her point though,she is being truthful and most are making out they no nothing about it,she's fustrated but the drinking dosent help

Sorry fairy dust that was a Freudian slip !!!!

Agree Sally

And that's what an adult looks like when they have toddler style tantrums.

John is a pain in the arse but I think that was mostly down to her being drunk, immature and spoilt.

You can't blame others for that sort of behavior.

BOTS anyone?

Sole

I will have to stay up for bots tonight!!

Me sole

I might do BOTS. Didn't sleep well last night as I've developed some weird lower back and leg pain so I ended up sleeping from 11am-3pm and now I'm not tired!

I'm exhausted but I'm going to try Sole.

Everyone is off having a calming fag clearly !